In a recent Senate debate, Sen. Robert Byrd (Crotchety Old Coot-WV) took a position on Arctic oil drilling clashing with that of Sen. Ted Stevens (R-AK).
Here is what he said:
“I love this man from Alaska. I do. I love him,” Byrd said on the floor, even as he disparaged Stevens’ procedural moves. “I feel that my blood in my veins is with his blood.
“I love him,” Byrd finished, “But I love the Senate more.”
He then added, “But I don’t love that n***** from Illinois. He can go hang himself.”
A Congressional aide then emptied Sen. Byrd’s colostomy bag and lulled him to sleep.
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“Merry Fristmas” heh.
Byrd really meant he loves the Senate floor.
It is nice to see everyone getting along so well on the holidays.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to raid Ted Kennedy’s liquor cabinet. I hear he’s restocked.
I almost wet myself on that one.
“But I don’t love that n***** from Illinois. He can go hang himself.”
Surely the good klenator wouldn’t have let Senator Obama hang himself – not when there are so many friends of the klenator to help him.