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  1. To be fair, this is less impressive than it sounds at first: Fred! actually punched Ted Kennedy first, and the resulting shockwave as he hit the ground knocked out well over a quarter of the state’s population.

  2. Then the entire city of Boston said, “Thank you sir! May I have another??” And since they said ‘sir’, Fred was so impressed that he punched the entire city of Boston again. Fred is cool like that. Politeness works!

  3. I bet my Goober postings have caused a change of heart about “the Goober” Fred Thompson but the poster was afraid to use their own name. Jimmy, was that you? Have you seen the light? Drop that Goober like a bad peanut.

  4. No WB, I was still in bed when that was written. I live on the Left Coast in the Soviet State of Washington where the sun rises late (if at all).
    I think you over-estimate your pursuasiveness, WB. Oh, and “Goobers” are for smearing. Not very Republican-like.

  5. I use it all the time when in bath-houses and airports. What really works for me though is looking down accross a row of occupied urinals. I get warm all over. Sometimes I close my eyes and see John Edwards, it makes me squeal.
    Thats why I use the name of the biggest pussy in America as my sign-on name, it fits me, just like John Edwards.
    [Let’s not start using each other’s screen names now. Don’t make me force you all the register! -Ed.]

  6. So THAT’S why I’m a cripple!!!! Fred Thompson hit me. Well thanks Fred, now I get all the good parking spots. ( I’m a friend with Fred we kid like that). Ron Rockstar, not all of us in Mass are gay. My brother got back from Iraq for the Army. His better half wouldn’t like folks calling her man gay. (exhibit a here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiPjK-_X8FM )
    Call him a hero, yes, gay not so much. Bid all ( even rockstar) peace love and understanding

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