as told to IMAO.
John Edwards recently suggested that American’s give up their SUV’s in order to save the environment. Sometimes, quotes can be taken out of context. We felt it only fair, in the interest of balance, to air this Public Service Announcement.
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This has been a public service announcement. John Edwards is the author of the book Don’t Tease: A Guide To International Diplomacy and Haircare. He is also running for President of the United States.
Hypocrisy? What Hypocrisy?
Elephant, you could say Duck is hypercritical of the hypocritcal hypocrite. I could use nastier words, but I’m trying to cut back. Thanks for the pictorial, Duck.
You left out the part where he adds, “Or I’ll sue you”
Did you notice how John Edwards changes where he parts his hair based on which way he’s facing?
We must keep up the pressure on Edwards. It would be a disaster if the Democrats were to nominate him. A total universe-altering, gravity-warping, time-bending megadisaster, almost as bad as Emperor Bush or Viceroy Chenius getting impeached.
It’s no longer a presidential run. It’s more of a ponderous, lethargic stroll that began the day after the mid-term elections. By this time next year I’ll be so friggin’ bored that I’ll have a tougher time deciding whether to eat a bullet or just drive into a bridge abutment. Man I hate this!
Sorry. Me cranky.
Patraeus/Malkin 2012
Lee/Peart/Lifeson 2112
Is this like when Shrill Crow said that one square of toilet paper is enough… for the rest of “us”?
Guess which “man” she’ll support…
this is hilarious – particularly in light of the Census data on poverty just released that says basically that most “poor” in America have a car, cable TV, etc… I tell ya, bein’ poor ain’t what it used to be….
Note to PaleoMedic: There is an Iraqi woman who has a couple of spare bullets for you to eat. You can probably get her address through AFP.
Cheers
Man that guy always looked a little dopey to me. In these pictures he looks creepy though. Who ever woulda thought it…Silky Creepy Pony.
That’s funny RightWingDuck. The last line is probably not how Edwards would speak though. He wouldn’t say “vote for me” because he knows the people that would actually vote for him would be looking all over the ballot for “Me”. If they didn’t find it, like Leo said above, they would start filing lawsuits immediately.