John Edwards doesn’t play jumprope, since there’s no rope thin enough for him to jump over without tripping.
Bonus fact from Lethbridge & Stewart:
John Edwards sulked in a darkened room for three days when he heard Reese Witherspoon was the new face of Avon.
Sure the other kids laughed at young John when he jumped rope, but had he fallen, those knee and elbow pads and that helmet would have kept him safe. Who would have had the last laugh then?
John Edwards is such a sissy, his wife has to step up to defend him against Hillary and Obama.
Seriously….http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com
John Edwards understands why that guy said, “Don’t squeeze the Charmin!”… he once sprained his wrist attempting it.
Hmm, I heard that a torrid affair with John Edwards while in college is the reason Waldo is still hiding.
Have fun ;)!
HAS he tried twisting the strings of all his tampons into a rope? That could work.
John Edward is a decoration. A Trophy wife in search of a husband or at least a dominant personality. (confused much, is he?)
John loves to drink his chocolate milk with a bendy-straw but unless ‘Liz’ is there to fix it for him, he has to drink it with the straw straight. (…and you must know how he hates anything straight)
He tried to jumprope using dental floss once, but the mint flavoring gave him third-degree burns.
You could use single strands of his exceptionally fine and well tended hair to make a rope thin enough but any stray hair that falls is lovingly collected and laid to rest on a velvet pillow.
Darn, I thought the old light in the loafers thing woulda helped some. Maybe he danced rope.
John stopped jumping rope when it was discovered that he was screwing up his $500.00 pedicures by scuffing up his delicate she-man feet…
John Edwards’s parents tricked him into reading “Huckleberry Finn” by altering the title to read: “The Merry Adventures of Sugar Britches.”
John Edwards’s parents tricked him into reading “Huckleberry Finn” by altering the title to read: “The Merry Adventures of Sugar Britches.”
Sorry for repeating myself. Sorry for…darn!