Since Karl Rove is going to need a new job, I was thinking of some he might be good at.
POSSIBLE NEW JOBS FOR KARL ROVE
* Dementor
* Denny’s night shift supervisor
* The guy who puts down puppies at the pound
* Ring wraith
* Pre-school teacher
* Cthulhu stand in
* Bond villain
* Serial killer
* Monster under the bed
* BET programs director
* Seal clubber
* Pirate
* Emperor
A stand-in for Cerberus.
Sith life coach.
I was going to say that Denny’s Night Supervisor was probably the scariest thing imagineable.
Then Alamo had to go and throw out Rosie’s gynecologist. I shuddered. The image is still burnt into my head.
Leader of the TTIO. Throw the illegals out.
Senator from Nevada-replacing Hairless Harry Reid
President of New Iraq- that ought to take the wind out of Abinutjob sails
Then there is always Satan’s sub – for those time when Lucifer just has to out of the office/ vacation in the Bahama’s.
eh – who am I kidding – Denny’s Night Manager takes the cake…..
*Minor God of Greek Pantheon
*Terrorist Hunter
*Action Hero
*Gangster Rapper
ewwww……….
How about Courtney Love photographer…..
Goodness knows it would take a tough man to do that….
Hey AR — when you said “Gangster Rapper” were you thinking of this??
Well according to the left he’s already been Bush’s brain. Perhaps he could take a shot at being Bush’s testicles as well and actually doing something about border security as well as unleashing our armed forces to their full capacity.
Lord High Executioner
Or perhaps he could hang out in the Senate and be in charge of smacking senators in the nose with a rolled up newspaper when they get out of line or make a piddle on the carpet.
Dammit! I don’t know why that didn’t link properly, but here is where I was trying to go, http://www.imao.us/archives/007914.html
CCHEMuse: Very much so.
*M’Hael of the Black Tower
*Shaidar Haran’s Mentor.
*Nae’blis
*Mord Sith Trainer
*Gar Wrangler
*Jagang’s 2nd in Command.
*Guy who beats up fans of Fantasy Novels.
Also, Alliance Parliamentary Operative. Gorram Browncoats.
He should just spend his time using the dark side of the schwartz offing lib’s with mind control……..oh wait…..never mind the DNC and Kos is already making them brain dead anyway……..
Also, Alliance Parliamentary Operative. Gorram Browncoats.
#18 – Posted by: DesertElephant on August 14, 2007 07:02 PM
LOL! I was going to say head REAVER!!! Tho I don’t know how any of them go about choosing who’s in charge…
Can’t add much to this thread. Nice job.
congressional page.
Seal Clubber is my fav!
Dentist
Proctologist
Drivers Licence Tester
IRS Auditor
Liberal Clubber
*Death star stunt double.
*Starring Role in “Katrina, Storm of the Century”
*El Chupa Cabra(SP?) trainer.
*Rovey the Vampire Slayer.
*NOAA Tsunami Scheduling Director.
*5th Horseman.
the next Attila the Hun
The Master Cylinder
The Barracuda in Diver Dan
Hoodo in the Lidsville Movie franchise
Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Evil Twin
The Kid from A Christmas Story, all grown up with a real gun this time.
Yersinia Pestis’ Awareness Mascot
I vote for clubbing baby seals. Someone needs to do it.
Master Chief in the Halo movie.
Aquaman’s arch-nemesis