Obama Always Says the Smartest Things About Foreign Policy

Obama says our current campaign in Afghanistan consists “solely of air raids and bombing of civilians.” What else should our military actions consist of, though?
And don’t start thinking Obama doesn’t like our military; he just loves it so much he has trouble properly expressing himself.

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  1. What else should our military actions consist of, though?

    1. Put a bunch of monkeys in a cage.
    2. Keep the monkeys up all night long by poking them will a stick.
    3. Load the cage onto a C130.
    4. Drop the monkeys on terizt positions…those that survive will be REALLLY PISSED!
    5. Hoopla ensues.
  2. Other Afghanistan Military Actions:
    – Camel tipping.
    – Shouting “ARRRR!” whenever Mullah Omar appears on TV.
    – Drinking the goat’s milk right out of the carton.
    – Going to shake hands of Afghani kids and when they reach out, pulling back their hand and saying “Psych!”
    – Always walking around wearing those stupid Bluetooth earpieces.
    – Stretching Saran Wrap over Kabul outhouse holes and filming angry locals storming out.
    – Just talking louder when people don’t understand English.
    – Not recycling.

  3. What else should our military actions consist of, though?
    nuking Tehran and San Francisco, not necessarily in that order
    punching hate-filled lefties (the ones left after we nuke San Francisco) in their monkey faces
    giving Harry Reid and Teddy Kennedy face lifts, so that they, too, look like Nancy Pelosi
    giving John Edwards a Mohawk

  4. Do you think that Hillary’s people are paying Obama to say this stuff, so that she appears so must smarter and better?
    And really lol from the link when it said “What is he thinking? Does he think at all?” I live in Obamaland, God Help Me!

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