No Comments

  1. What else should our military actions consist of, though?

    1. Put a bunch of monkeys in a cage.
    2. Keep the monkeys up all night long by poking them will a stick.
    3. Load the cage onto a C130.
    4. Drop the monkeys on terizt positions…those that survive will be REALLLY PISSED!
    5. Hoopla ensues.
  2. Other Afghanistan Military Actions:
    – Camel tipping.
    – Shouting “ARRRR!” whenever Mullah Omar appears on TV.
    – Drinking the goat’s milk right out of the carton.
    – Going to shake hands of Afghani kids and when they reach out, pulling back their hand and saying “Psych!”
    – Always walking around wearing those stupid Bluetooth earpieces.
    – Stretching Saran Wrap over Kabul outhouse holes and filming angry locals storming out.
    – Just talking louder when people don’t understand English.
    – Not recycling.

  3. What else should our military actions consist of, though?
    nuking Tehran and San Francisco, not necessarily in that order
    punching hate-filled lefties (the ones left after we nuke San Francisco) in their monkey faces
    giving Harry Reid and Teddy Kennedy face lifts, so that they, too, look like Nancy Pelosi
    giving John Edwards a Mohawk

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.