The Democrats, taking heat from both the left-wing blogs and Osama bin Laden for not doing more to end the Iraq War, are in a bit of a bind right now. In an attempt to help themselves, the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee had a contest to come up with a catchy new bumper sticker slogan, but here’s the winner:
“Sorry, W, I’m the decider.”
So, in other words, their big new strategy for what they’ll do in 2009 is “We hate booooosh!” Pretty lame. Plus, they’re obviously not the decider considering that President Bush has minuscule approval ratings and the Democrats still have no power to leverage any accomplishments.
So what would be a better slogan for Democrat Senators? Here are some of my ideas:
* Impotence raised to an art form.
* Eventually we’ll accomplish something.
* Wide stances.
* Since we call Harry Reid our leader, you should be happy we’re not more of a failure.
* Now with less Jews.
* Total ass! (goes well with a picture of the Democratic donkey)
* Doing whatever the wiener kids on the internet tell us to.
What’s you idea for a slogan for the Democrat Senators? Put it in the comments and the best one will win… High Praise!
“Whatever it is, I’m against it.”
-Groucho Marx
“Dems in ’08: Because the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.”
“We do more to damage national security by 9am than most people do all day.”
“Please stop calling us the Jackass party.”
“Now with 10% more tinfoil.”
“Reid Strong”
“Army of Sixty-One, Please?”
“Nothing says Yellow like Democrat Blue!”
“Dem’s in ’08: ‘Cause cowards have rights to!”
“Save Bin Laden, Vote Democrat”
“Vote Democrat: Because we told you to, you brainless peon!”
“Democrats in ’08: Because when America collapes, you’ll need someone to tell you who to blame.”
*Democrats in ’08: Because Fred Thompson for president is only a utopian fantasy.
*All of Al Qaeda’s talking points without any pressure to bravely martyr yourself for the cause.
*Dem’s in ’08… free haircut with every vote! ($400 dollar value, act now!)
*Vote Democrat or Hillary Rodham Clinton will EAT YOUR SOUL.
*Vote safe. Vote impotence.
*If you have to choose a party that supports Bush’s illegal war, you should choose the party that will tell you it doesn’t when giving public addresses.
Democrats 2008
Mendacity is our middle name.
Your democrat Senators at work:
* Picking up Al-Qaida’s slack since 9/11.
* Because “Defeat” is not a four-letter word: but “Bush” is.
* Now with a more nuanced surrender platform.
* Al-Qaida can’t stop our military, but we can.
* Wealth-redistribution, dead “choice” babies, and humiliating surrender: what’s not to like?
We can win, think Ho chi Mihn.
Defeat is our strategy.
No blood for VO 5 hot oil treatment.
Sticking it in your ass, So you don’t have too.
Islamic America before Free Markets
(with Apologies to supporters of Chthulu)
Democrats For Senate: Why keep voting for the lesser of the two evils.
Democrats: Moving America Backwards
Vote for us or we’ll send Michael Moore to your house!
Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside!
Democrats: Because you don’t really need that money, do you now?
Democrats ’08: Because you are all a bunch of ignorant bastards!
Democrats, now only 50% owned by China!
Vote Democrat, its what all the cool kids do.
Why not vote Democrat?
Democrats, because police states make life more interesting.
You don’t need guns, the police will protect you, the hippies will feed you, and the gov’t will tax you to death!
Dems ’08: The best representation money can buy
Vote Democrat, and we’ll stand up to the Reagan administration before it’s too late!
Democrats in ’08: Our agenda is so compelling, there is no need to mention the evil George W Bush and his war against innocent, waifish brown children.
“No blood for oil… unless it’s used to style hair.”
“We know Bush isn’t running for office, but maybe you don’t.”
“The Democrat Party: For/against the war whenever it’s most convenient.”
“A car in every driveway, a turkey in every oven, and $50,000 in every freezer.”
“Under new management via the world wide web!”
“Offsetting carbon and sane people from mansions across the country.”
Jooooooos and Christers are the real enemy.
Vote Democrat: experience the product of one giant ass.
Democrats are to Republicans as Ward Churchill is to Winston Churchill. And that’s a good thing!
Democrats: we stand behind our ass!
We don’t work.
Why should you?
Democrats: putting the “we” in “weasels.”
Democrats: Peace Through Defeat.
Democrats: If we can keep killers and klansmen in office, we must be doing something right.
Viva el Democrats! Mi casa es su casa!
“Vote Democrat, and we’ll stand up to the Reagan administration before it’s too late!”
lol winner!
Democrats-Lowering the bar for peace.
Democrats-Our failures make you look better.
Democrats-We promise we’ll get Bush out this time!
Democrats-We stand for nothing so you dont have to
Take one for the team!-Vote Democrat!
Democrats-Because less is more!
Democrats-Blue and yellow makes green. Which is very Eco-friendly!
Democrats-Made from 100% recycled material!
Democrats-Lose weight now! Ask me how!
Vote Democrat:
One Party to rule them all, One Party to find them,
One Party to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of DC where the Liberals lie.
Senate Democrats: with 13% approval, we can pretty much only get better!
Dems-Because some things are more important than Freedom.
Dems- We’ll find Waldo!
Dems- Why win, when you can redeploy.
Dems- We’re good enough smart enough and doggone it people like us!
Dems- Better than a swift kick to the nards.
Dems- Yeah we’ll get right on that.
Dems- Free Healthcare is better than Freedom!
Dems- One step forward two steps back!
Dems08: Taking “taxation without representation” to a hoe…nuvver…levah
(mad TV spoof)
Dems08: You thought Haight/Asbery in ’69 was insane…you ain’t seen nuthin YET!
Dems08: Because thousands of congressmen’s mistresses and gigilos are counting on your income.
Dems08: Because Hillary can’t trust regular people to give their fair share
(try to explain away her comments all you want SNOPES, even the unquoted text says she’s taking our money for the “good of all” and that she thinks that “human nature left to itself is going to push the limit as far as possible”
Nice outlook Hitlery, why don’t you try looking in a mirror first, you judgemental byatch?
Sorry Freedom I’m the Decider.
Dems in 08
Democrats ’08
Cowards. Traitors. Fools.
Hating America so you don’t have to.
Dems ’08; Lunacy never tasted so good
We’re pro choice; you don’t get one
If you can read this, you’re obviously democrat.
Nuance = we get all your stuff
“Dems ’08: We Welcome Our New Chinese Masters”
(preferably in Chinese)
Democrats ’08: Are you brave enough to stand up for cowardice?
Democrat ’08: Giving away your country, one sanctuary city at a time.
Demcrats ’08: Why stand up for yourself, when its easy to bend overfor us?
– Vote Democrat in ’08 and receive a free prayer-rug and Compass for finding Mecca!
“Dems ’08: Committing the Treason Americans Aren’t Willing to Commit”
A person that goes by “DesertLover” over on Hot Air had a great one that just can’t be beat:
D enial
E vasion
M isinformation
O bfuscation
C onfusion
R ejection
A rrogance
T ruculence
S tupidity
The Americans with Disabilities Act requires you not to discriminate on the basis of retardation. Vote Dems in ’08
Democrats – When you don’t deserve the very best.
One more Democrat in Washington is one less Democrat in your neighborhood!
Democrats – Vote for us because we know you don’t care…we don’t care either!
Democrats 08: Leave The Buggering To Us!
Democrats – You say “Osama”, we say “Obama”. Same platform!
kneel before Zod!
Democrats: We ran away from Vietnam and we’ll run away from this one! PEACE IN 08!
Victory is for losers!
Democrats: We abort babies so they can’t grow up to be terrorists
Except for school choice, retirement accounts, and health care, I’M THE DECIDER
The Democrat Party; looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong solutions.
with apologies to Groucho Marx
“The clock is ticking before Fred Thompson happens.
For the love of Science, Dems in ’08”
Somebody forgot to tell them Bush isn’t running in 08.
Just wanted to point out that it is Democrat not Democratic. They are two very different things.
“Vote Democrat: Because we told you to, you brainless peon!” -Raving Lunatic
thats the best one so far
The Democrat Party smells like ass.
(Insert this cartoon.)
Democrats ’08: Socialism can be part of the democratic process, too.
Democrats ’08: Who really needs freedom?
Democrats ’08: You like the Queer Eye Guys, why not Edwards?
Democrats ’08: Harry Reid is as low as we can get.
Democrats ’08: Who said that we’re losing perspective?
Democrats ’08: Because your not doing anything with those “freedoms” anyway.
Democrats ’08: Because you can’t be trusted to make your own decisions.
Democrats ’08: We all have to change our ways to make everything better, and by “we”, we mean you.
Dem ’08: Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory!
Democrats ’08: Vote for your betters, prole
Democrats ’08: If you don’t care about national defense, education, foreign policy, taxes, or family values, we’ve got your vote
Democrats ’08: Don’t you hate that Bush asshole? What a jerk!
Democrats ’08: Still not technically allied with Osama Bin Laden
Democrats ’08: Losing America’s wars since 1975
Democrats ’08: Almost as manly as Fred Thompson (and that’s just Hillary)
Democrats ’08: We may get everybody killed, but we’ll make you feel like you deserve it
Aborting our way to a majority, since 1973
Osama agrees with us, why don’t you
We need your votes, not your money, because we get what money we need from the Chinese
Health care for those not killed in the next terrorist attack
Demon-crats paving the way to Hell since 1792.
The Democratic Party conceived in slavery, baptized in intolerance and wedded to anarchy.
The Democratic Party, booze, broads and ‘bama ’08
Why go to Hell in a hand basket, use a hybrid- Go green, Dems ’08