Some people seemed surprised that Osama bin Laden sounds exactly like a left-wing blogger, but it’s not surprising at all if you’ve been paying attention. Just look at all the similarities between the two:
SIMILARITIES BETWEEN OSAMA BIN LADEN AND LEFT WING BLOGGERS
* Are very much against the Bush Administration’s harsh interrogation techniques.
* Attitude towards contractors killed in Fallujah: “Screw ’em!”
* Can’t wait for Brian De Palma’s movie showing the “reality” of being a U.S. soldier.
* Are sure they’re the real mainstream.
* Don’t allow dissent from followers.
* Are quite concerned about Bush Administration wiretaps.
* Think Keith Olbermann is brilliant.
* Hate having to keep hidden from most of society.
* Think those who disagree with them aren’t only wrong but evil.
* Hate — hate — Joe Lieberman.
* Despite the stark scientific evidence to the contrary, are still convinced the Dan Rather memos were real.
* Despise average American.
* Think Stephen Colbert’s humor is edgy.
* Protested ABC showing The Path to 9/11 because of the way it portrayed people they respected.
* Don’t bathe as often as the average American.
* Say they cares for the oppressed but come from a very privileged upbringing.
* Tell people they’re the only “real conservatives.”
* Favorite candidate of the Democrat front runners: John Edwards.
* Think gay Republicans should be exposed and publicly punished.
* Love making impotent threats.
* Celebrate and wish the worst when a Republican gets cancer.
* Sole focus is to get power, but not sure what they’d actually do were they to achieve it.
* Hate America and the West.