“Me Liberal Am Principled “

I was thinking, aren’t the nutroots basically just a Bizzaro Bush? Bizzaro was the opposite of Superman. He’d say “Hello” when Superman would say “Goodbye.” Since Superman had heat vision, Bizzaro has cold vision. In the same way, the nutroots mindlessly aim to be the opposite of whatever Bush is. If Bush is for war, they’re against it. If Bush thinks they have enough troops, they think he should have more. If Bush thinks he needs more troops, they think he should have less. If Bush hates Ahmadinejad, they love Ahmadinejad. If Bush thinks genocide in Iraq is a bad thing, then they think its peachy. If Bush likes America, then they kind nothing but fault with the country.
Eventually, Bizzaro killed himself since to he determined to be the opposite of Superman he had to be dead. It’s nice when problems solve themselves.

8 Comments

  1. The remind me of those dorks that love a band because nobody ever heard of them… then hate them when they make it big, since “They sold out, man!”
    I almost wonder if conservatives want to NOT live in a third world country bad enough, the nuts would all go there. They could live in huts, wear hemp clothing, and play acoustic guitar versions of everything. Oh, and not eat meat… not because it’s murder, but because there isn’t any around.

  2. That would make Frank J. the manliest manly man ever…since AquaQueer is the Fagiest Fag ever! AquaMan tried to get into Iran but was denied a Visa based upon “Gender Questions”, but that was probably a good thing because we aren’t sure that his “superpowers” would have served him well when it comes to “homo stoning”…

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