If strangling Socialists with their own intestines is wrong, Fred Thompson has no desire to be right.
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Given the option of pulling their intestines out of their mouths or their asses prior to strangling, Fred Thompson always chooses the asses so as not to muffle the screams of his dying victims…
As much as I’d like Fred Thompson for President, I’d also like Rudy Guiliani for Attorney General or Director of Homeland Security. Either one of those is perfect for him in a Thompson administration.
That gurgling sound you hear is WB. They were pulled out his ass and wrapped tightly around his neck last night…and Fred did so without anyone seeing him and without leaving any evidence!
Given the option of pulling their intestines out of their mouths or their asses prior to strangling, Fred Thompson always chooses the asses so as not to muffle the screams of his dying victims…
AHHH, I miss the days when the Rumsfeld Strangler was on the loose!
Freds supporters seem to have an anal fixation. Probably because that’s where Freds head his.
He is a faded TV star, now more like a falling star.
If punching hippies is cool, consider Fred Thompson Myles Davis.
WB,
As you’re a big Rudy supporter, we could make the claim that you, too, are completely fixated on asses.
Strangling socialists, punching hippies, booting illegal immigrants, snuffing jihadists and nuking commies. Let’s get started NOW, Fred.
Fred Thompson’s extensive collection of neckties are made exclusively from the intestines of former Nobel Peace Prize winners.
As much as I’d like Fred Thompson for President, I’d also like Rudy Guiliani for Attorney General or Director of Homeland Security. Either one of those is perfect for him in a Thompson administration.
That gurgling sound you hear is WB. They were pulled out his ass and wrapped tightly around his neck last night…and Fred did so without anyone seeing him and without leaving any evidence!