Edwards repeatedly gets in trouble for walking up behind the umpire and sliding his hands under his ass like NFL quarterbacks do when he’s hunched over waiting for a pitch…Edwards then squeals with glee and skips back to the on deck circle…
I don’t know if i trust the validity of this fact. Its a known fact that few people have as much experience as Edwards does when it comes to balls flying towards their face.
I can completely understand the “willing suspension of disbelief” that Silky hit a ball. However, a frame by frame examination shows that he did, in fact, hit the ball.
Although it was after performing a fouetta from the fourth position.
John Edwards once hit a baseball so hard that it landed all the way on the other side of the batter’s box.
Other teams had him scouted as “a slap hitter.”
Whereas Fred always gets and intentional walk.
No, not from the pitcher. From the ball.
In doing so, he broke his bat, fell down and retired.
That’s when John Edwards, at the age of 36, was able to advance from Tee-ball to Peewee.Hmmmmm, there’s another joke there somewhere.
To this day, the whiffle bat he used stays above his mantle in a glass case.
When John Edwards comes up to bat, the infield moves up, the outfield takes 5.
he hit a ball?!?!?!?!
Edwards repeatedly gets in trouble for walking up behind the umpire and sliding his hands under his ass like NFL quarterbacks do when he’s hunched over waiting for a pitch…Edwards then squeals with glee and skips back to the on deck circle…
If John hit the ball it was an accident, the air pressure from ball going by usually knocks him over.
I don’t know if i trust the validity of this fact. Its a known fact that few people have as much experience as Edwards does when it comes to balls flying towards their face.
I can completely understand the “willing suspension of disbelief” that Silky hit a ball. However, a frame by frame examination shows that he did, in fact, hit the ball.
Although it was after performing a fouetta from the fourth position.
Are you sure that you guys aren’t confusing “hitting the ball” with “spanking the monkey”?