John Edwards turned down the lead role in Three’s Company after he found out the script only had him acting gay in front of Mr. Roper.
John Edwards turned down the lead role in Three’s Company after he found out the script only had him acting gay in front of Mr. Roper.
So the problem is? You have to be “in front” to take it up the keister!
And he was even more disappointed when he wasn’t cast as either of the two female roommate roles that he had also auditioned for.
Johnny needs a new agent: He thought he had a lock on the voiceover for Knight Rider, but was told by his agent that the director said the car’s name wasn’t “Kithe” and they didn’t think a computer could have a lisp.
Odd. I could have sworn that he was more upset about his wife getting the role of Mrs. Roper than he was about not getting the role of Janet…
jedijson- EXCELLENT! Top notch, old boy!
Gee, John Edwards seems to have had a lot of disappointments, hasn’t he? Maybe when the campaign is over, he can see what Hollywood has to offer – now. With all the gay programs in production, he shouldn’t have a problem.
Since Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet, writers are furiously working on a spinoff, tentatively titled “How I Fooled Your Mother”. There’s a part for a pillow-biting best friend who shows him the ins and outs of conning desperate fat chicks with ticking clocks, and it’s got your name all over it Senator…
Did you say tickling cocks? When do we start shooting?
Come and knock on John’s door…..
He’s been waiting for you……
Where the kisses are his and his and his,
Three’s company too.
Come and dance on on John’s floor……
Take a step that is new…..
He’s got a loveable space that needs your face,
Three’s company too.
You’ll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you……
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three’s company, too!!!!!! (that whole last paragraph didn’t even need changing)
Edwards may not be as gay as we think. Right Wing News
Katablog, That is probably just rumors his campaign are puting out to try to prove that he may actually be a male of the species. Either that or he is competing with Hillary for the lesbian vote.
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Silky didn’t have an affair, the woman was hired by his staff to give him his Brazilian wax job.
He also missed out on the role for ‘Bosom Buddies’ since he wanted to stay in drag the whole time… even away from the set.