Someone took a picture of SarahK and posted it in a Gamespot forum claiming she’s his girlfriend… and I’m pretty sure she isn’t.
Yes, pity me and the problems I have with my hot wife.
Someone took a picture of SarahK and posted it in a Gamespot forum claiming she’s his girlfriend… and I’m pretty sure she isn’t.
Yes, pity me and the problems I have with my hot wife.
Ah yes. The problems of having/being a hot wife. Right up there with the problems of those darn millions of dollars cluttering up the ol’ bank account, or being “unable” to gain weight.
Smallest violins baby, smallest violins.
P.S. She is a pretty girl though, your better half.
Well, at least the fellow, though having bad taste everywhere else, knows how to pick his fake girlfriends.
It’s kinda funny how she doesn’t seem to have any problems with women trying to claim FrankJ…
Dang it, it forgot me again… sigh
Why the heck would you want to move SarahK to Idaho? To avoid Tsunamis? Hurricanes? Tornados? Rising water levels from global warming? Florida heat and humidity? Bad politics? Too many retired people? Jeb Bush?
See, in Idaho, you’ve got the pending eruption of the Yellowstone megavolcano. You won’t survive that megadisaster there regardless of how hot SarahK is.
I don’t know what all this talk of moving to Idaho is about but my girlfriend is from Idaho…the isolation doesn’t help with avoiding pervish guys. Lots of mormons there too. It is “the most Republican state in the country” though…maybe we’ll be neighbors some day, Frank.
You definitely have a hot wife, Frank! And being a conservative we all assume you have her under control…you know “get your ass in the kitchen and fix me dinner…and it better be good and there better be plenty of it!”…
See, Frank, this is why God created the M1911.
“Gee, pal, looks like you copped a picture of my wife, posted it on your web site, and told everyone she was your girlfriend…”
“Umm… your wife, you say?”
“Yes, I did say. Now, I’d like you to meet my friend, Mr. Colt. He has a couple of things he’d like to add.”
Bam! Bam!
“Urrk!”
“Gee, I guess Mr. Colt was sorta angry, scumbag. Thanks for helping free up some bandwidth, though. Your phone’s out in the yard. Call 911 when you’ve stopped bleeding out.”
I don’t see what’s so wrong with it, I tell people online that the “I Survived Roe v. Wade” girl is my girlfriend all the time…
…Did I say that out loud? :oD
I don’t see what’s so wrong with it, I tell people online that the “I Survived Roe v. Wade” girl is my girlfriend all the time…
…Did I say that out loud? :oD
#9 – Posted by: G Fresh on October 11, 2007 03:36 PM
Heh, I was going to go for something like that, but you beat me to it.
Gamespot has a reputation for being populated by male children of the lowest quality.
Guiltfeeder566 wrote:
How would nuking the moon create world peace…?
HAHA… someone needs to be schooled.
I don’t think this guy is too bright. Isn’t it obvious that SarahK is not only hot, but is well-armed and knows how to deal with punks? I think that rather than Frank having to teach this guy a lesson, he may have to rescue the moron from SarahK herself.
Say, Frank, have I introduced you to MY wife, Morgan Fairchild? Yeah, that’s the ticket!
So Frank’s been lying to us all this time about being married to that girl from Moutaineer Musings when she’s really dating RamboSymbiot? What else has he been lying to us about?
The monkey threat?
Laurence Simon being a Jooo?
That he’s not Harvey?
…Dear God! Not the awesomeness of Fred Thompson???
Sorry SarahK, when you leave a softball hanging over the plate like that, I just gotta swing.
I am right there with you, brah; a good percentage of my blog’s readership comes from Google on account of my wife’s legs being 5th in the Google image search.
And none of the cheap sobs have bought a calendar.
It’s sad watching people react to finding out their loved one has been cheating on them.
Step One = denial
Step Two = hurt
Step Three = anger
Step Four = admitting that you and Harvey are gay
Right now, Frank’s still on step one
Hey Frankj, you may have to hunt down Faust_DWfan. He actually said the beautiful and talented SarahK is very cute.
That’s just WRONG.
At least my imaginary girlfriends stay imaginary. My real ones generally stay insane.
The sad thing about this is that the guy is probably some 30-year-old loser who, more likley than not, lives in his parents basement. You don’t even need to do anything to the guy. Chances are that he’ll collapse in fear and panic over even the mildest threat of force, much like France…
my boyfriend is a vampire. his show is on friday nights. be jealous…wait. my husband is a vampire. he watches Moonlight on friday nights with me. yeah, that’s what i meant to say.
I hate to be the voice of truth, but Sarahk, in addition to being most lovely, is also smart, smart, smart! Someday you’ll be a thousand years old like my hubby and I, and you’ll appreciate that smart more than the lovely. I promise. (Course, my hubby still says I’m hot, but I’m sure that’s because he’s near blind as a bat. Heh! Old age ROCKS!!!)
I couldn’t help but laugh at the dweebs that are afraid of guns there.
ChrisA, especially when they are the same dweebs that lined up outside the GameStop stores a week in advance for Halo 3. Cognitive Dissonance anyone?
“ChrisA, especially when they are the same dweebs that lined up outside the GameStop stores a week in advance for Halo 3. Cognitive Dissonance anyone?”
Made my day right there! (Errr…. night… just got outta work.) I almost forgot that the pansies allergic to guns love 1st person shooter games.