Now Jimmy, you know that’s not true. John is always ready to critique female fashion. In fact, the Presidency is his runner-up for dream jobs, and falls squarely behind co-host with Joan Rivers, asking celebrities on the red carpet “Who are you wearing?”
Oh, Son of Bob. You make me laugh. You know, I always liked Joan Rivers…”oh, get a life.” I’m cracking up just thinking about how she’d tear him apart. Come to think of it, she’d make a better president…
But then, I’ve been attacked by conservatives…
If elected President, John Edwards promises to hold daily press conferences where he will answer all celebrity-gossip-related questions.
But only about the male celeb’s, Harvey. And not necessarily the manly men.
Now Jimmy, you know that’s not true. John is always ready to critique female fashion. In fact, the Presidency is his runner-up for dream jobs, and falls squarely behind co-host with Joan Rivers, asking celebrities on the red carpet “Who are you wearing?”
But will he share his beauty tips????!!!
Oh, Son of Bob. You make me laugh. You know, I always liked Joan Rivers…”oh, get a life.” I’m cracking up just thinking about how she’d tear him apart. Come to think of it, she’d make a better president…
But then, I’ve been attacked by conservatives…
At these press conferences he’ll perform his amazing impressions of each of the Supremes.