Fred Thompson’s answer on his favorite keepsake.
What is it with some people not voting for Fred Thompson? Do people not want awesome candidates because it makes them feel small in comparison? I want to flying scissor kick those people.
(hat tip Hot Air)
UPDATE:
Here’s Fred Thompson joking about his “lazy” label.

Did you read the related nickname article. Fred’s answer
Mr. President
Awesomeness
“Trophy Wife” That’s hilarious. This guy really is awesome.
The only question now is whether his wife leaves him shortly after it’s all over, or does she wait him out the couple of years he has left and take everything. Don’t be surprised when she takes his money and hitches her wagon to some new up-and-comer, a la Teh-RAY-zah. Hopefully she’ll keep it in the GOP.
[Did Fred Thompson humiliate you in a bar fight or something? -Ed.]
Interesting how Hillary had no answer. Is she so blinded by her life’s ambition to be president that she treasures nothing?
Perhaps, or perhaps the real answer is too revealing, as it is a picture of a crossroads deep in the Mississippi Delta where long ago she sold her soul for 8 years in the White house.
Or maybe she wants to someday be able to give Fred’s answer.
Did anybody notice John Edwards’s response??? His running shoes??? The list of possible jokes is nearly endless.
Out of all their keepsakes, I would take Fred’s over a baseball.
@#5: “My makeup compact” would have been a bit too revealing.
GREATEST. RESPONSE. EVER.
I’m dyin’ over here! LOL!
(1) “Trophy wife.” That’ll cheese off the NOW. You’ve gotta love that.
(2) “Or maybe she wants to someday be able to give Fred’s answer.” IJ, dynamite line. But do you think she’d make an honest woman of that little hottie Huma she’s seeing now?
(3) Why is it when I read Guiliani’s answer, it made me think of a scene from Pulp Fiction? (Hint: think Christopher Walken here: “I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal…”)
I found this off of Hotair
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071214/ap_on_el_pr/2008_personal_side_lazy_days
I like how they saved Thompson’s for last, it cracked me up. He just keeps getting more and more awesome.
It would be nice to have a president who can tell a dipwad to “bugger off” in a very humorous & intelligent way – & also refreeze the polar ice cap with a glare…
Clinton’s answer WOULD have been something along the line of “the soul of my harpy mother I have in a lead jar in my underwear drawer,” but the followup questions would have led to a nasty scandal.
That answer (by Fred) makes me very interested in seeing how he’d handle Congress, especially Pelosi, Clinton and Reid.
Not to mention the MSM especially Helen Thomas- her head might just explode. Oh, boy!
That’s what they call “irony” ain’t it? We don’t get much irony out here on the frontier….
He should have used the same answer for both questions…and I think you know which answer I mean!
Oh, how I want to see this man answering questions from the White House Press Corps…
Hey, if I’m in a bar fight, I probably already humiliated myself hours ago. But it’s all you Fredophiles that are gonna be humiliated when he doesn’t even make it to Super Duper Tuesday…
“He should have used the same answer for both questions…and I think you know which answer I mean!”
LOL.
“But it’s all you Fredophiles that are gonna be humiliated when he doesn’t even make it to Super Duper Tuesday…”
I think if any of us got that attached to politics we’d be the right-wing Kos.