Reader Otto sent this in:
You can prohibit hippies? How come Malaysia figured this out and not us? Do you think it would work, or would we just be awash in illegal hippies to the point I’d wear out my punching fist?
Oh, I guess the Constitution might stop us from prohibiting hippies. Guess we can just add an amendment: “None of these rights shall be construed as applying towards hippies.”
This is the most awesome immigration sign EVER! I’m going to take it to my local city council (Mound, MN) and demand that it be implemented forthwith! Rather than deporting, I will recommend that Hippies be confined in jail until Hippie Punching Day which will be held every July 4th!
Its a good start, but this only seems to ban ‘visiting’ hippies. Since useless hippies originate in our country, we need stronger wording which will allow us to punch hippies down, deep into a cannon, where we can fire them at our enemies and the French. It should also apply to peaceniks, war protesters, vegans, tree-huggers, and nutroots.
This makes me kind of grateful, after I think about it. With all our immigration problems, at least we don’t have to worry about foreign hippies blighting our streets.
Finally a nation using Okie From Muskogee as the national anthem.
We can 1) Deport them to Canada. They like them. Or 2) Reinstate the draft and watch them run like cockroaches to the Canadian border on their own.
I’d guess that this applies in Singapore, as well; in fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if it originated in Singapore, and Malaysia adopted it later.
Well, the Declaration of Independence declared that “all men are created equal,” however hippies aren’t men. The Constitution states “We the People of the United States,” but hippies aren’t really people. So, they really aren’t included in any of the relevant documents.
While this is a good law it’s probibly unnecessary as Malaysia is a predominatly Islamic nation…it’s doubtful they get many hippies visiting there.
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Danged, this reduces our “exportation of contaminated materials” choices substantially.
Coldguy…. its not the vegans that are bad. Just the ones who have to announce the fact that they are vegan every time a group is trying to make dinner plans. And by group I mean anyone who is not the vegan in question. And by dinner plans I mean eating something that isn’t vegan and being told about the fact that the vegan is, in fact, a vegan.
And now that I have said that out loud I am realizing you were correct and we should punch them down into the cannon with the hippies.
Vegans are not an off-shoot of Hippies. They are Hippies and shall be treated as such! Anyone that announces that they are a Vegan needs to be immediately punched…the hard and nasty way, so as to reduce the temptation of others to open their fat yaps that they too are Vegans!
Hey FrankJ! Are you making like gobs and gobs of money off Amazon for advertising Muchelles books? Buttercup probably has her Westley College Tuition already paid for by now!!!
I think my retirement plans just changed. They went from a vague “somewhere in a red state” to “Malaysia”.
So much for allowing people to live the way they wish. I guess you people would rather
have the government tell you how to live to make sure everyone dresses and looks the same. BTW, violence towards anyone who is peaceful is juvenile.
I work overseas, and I’ve come in contact with many an expat who lives in Malaysia. Please be advised that, in addition to antipathy toward hippies, they also strictly enforce laws concerning disposal of chewing gum, keeping your car washed, jaywalking, and so forth. And they publicly cane offenders. (You might remember the Michael Fay case back in 2007.)
I’m with you, Jose, but just remember that this is one of those sarcastic humor sites where people say things they don’t mean – and mean things they don’t say. “Don’t tread on me!!” + “Punch the hippies in their dumb monkey faces!” = Funny 🙂 or not, maybe, if you’re talking about ‘libertarian hippies.’ The island I live on has some and they bathe and stuff and smoke pot and do drugs but just don’t shave or cut their hair. Pretty harmless as long a they stay in the woods and don’t vote or get mistaken for deer during hunting season. Caboom!
Smelly hippie: i am a vegan, i don’t eat anythying with a face.
Real American: So, does that mean you want your burger well done?
I forgot about that ss396. This Malaysia place sounds even more magical now. By the way, I remember the case from the 1990s where the young punk got caned after getting caught doing something like thousands of dollars worth of vandalism to other people’s property. I think he reaped what he sewed.
Jimmy! You can’t possibly mean it. You guys were only kidding? I am completely bereft.
Don’t bereave, Burma. I was only trying to be nice to the nice troll. Besides, I agree with his assessment. I don’t punch libertarian hippies, just liberal ones. Hahahaha.
Well, holiday nights are blog nights now. See you on Presidents day!
Has Obama been to Malaysia? Didn’t think so. Now we know why.