Junior

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He was born last night, (the ultimatum worked). See you all later.

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  12. Congratulations!
    Oh, you know all those important lessons you learned with the first baby? Forget ’em. They are all different!
    (Except for turning on light switches with your elbow. That remains handy)

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  19. Congratulations Frank and Sarah!!! I am not going to congratulate the baby cause, he looks just like Frank!!! Hopefully he will grow out of that and come to look just like his mom!!!

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  26. Congratulations!!! The ultimatum worked well for my two girls: the first started labor three hours before her inducement appointment, the second during the exam immediately before my wife the IV to run the medication.

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  28. Outstanding! Good to see that Mum and Lad are doing fine…… is it me or does that baby look like he has big hands??? Cause you know what they about guys with big hands……..BIG GLOVES

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  37. Aww, he looks like those totally phony two-month old babies they are always trying to palm off as “newborns” on TV shows and in movies, because they can’t really use newborns. Big boy, big hands, big gratitude that I didn’t have to birth anyone that size. My little girl obediently showed up on her due date, and was petite (still is, much to her disgust). Super-size congrats to Sarah for giving up 85% of her stomach and lung space to Mr. I’m-Gonna-Stay-Right-Here-And-Grow-Some-More.

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  49. From The Desk of Secretary Janet Napolitano

    To: Non-Abortive Breeding Parents Identified As Anti-Government Conservative Reactionaries

    Re: Birth of Potential Future Conservative Threat To Government

    Dear Parents,

    It has been brought to the attention of the Office of Homeland Security and AttackWatch ™ that you have chosen to eschew the family planning sevices offered by President Obama and his Healthcare Plan.

    While your choice is not the one which we would have encouraged, given the increasing demand upon domestic resources, we are aoutomatically and reflexively proffering the obligatory gesture of congratulations at the apparent successful completion of your breeder offspring’s gestational term and entry into seeming personhood.

    This said, please know that with the announcement of birth and assignment of personal indentity numeration by the Department of Social Security a registration as a member of the Democratic Party has automatically been made in order to rectify the aberration and digression from accepted political affiliations by you, your offspring’s parents.

    This is done as a courtesy by your government and funded by your taxpayer dollars.

    Further, as politically non-compliant parents, a further courtesy has been extended by way of an automatic notification of your local Family Welfare Division of your County District Attorney for monitoring of your offspring’s ideological, mental, physical and moral hygenic state. Any attempts to overtly or surreptitiously inculcate said offspring in governmentally oppositional ideologies outside of the formal educational system shall result in immediate actions being taken to attend to the welfare of the offspring by the appropriate Authorities.

    Again, obligatory congratulations at the creation of a future revenue provider.

    We eagerly await the offspring’s contributions.

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  86. Hey, now that’s a cute little Hulkamaniac! Y’know, Foley, Triple-H and I were looking at that pic on my Hulkphone (which is twice as smart and wiley as the ordinary smartphones) and thinking that that little Hulkacritter is sporting some pythons right there! He’ll probably grow up fighting off all those bullies that constantly bug his pale, skinny, tech-guy dad. Somebody has to look out for all you itty-bitty cyber-geeks so that all our electronic stuff keeps working.

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