Tofu burger topped with cheese made from non-Bovine-Growth-Hormone cow’s milk…wait a minute, Gwyneth Paltrow says cow’s milk is bad for you…topped with soy cheese product, and served on an artisanal bun, wait a minute, that bun may have genetically modified wheat in it. Here’s a celery stick kid. Get outta here.
UGH!! Of course you’d mock the things you are incapable of understanding! A vegan lifestyle is more beneficial for people and you just don’t get that! We don’t need to eat all that meat! Meat is MURDER!! How can you eat a cow??Of course the Jews have it right when they forbid themselves from eating pigs because they’re smart and can see that you just don’t eat something that gobbles up its own excrement!! But vegetables are individual gifts from Gaia Mother Earth. You don’t choke on vegetables but you can choke on chicken or fish bones, idiots!!Who’s ever heard of someone choking on a bunch of parsley??
@25: Speaking of Looney Tunes,
the kids will resemble Sylvester on a desert island: “cocoanut salad . . . fresh cocoanut milk . . . New England boiled cocoanut . . . Bah!” [Sweeps plates from table] “I’m a pussy cat! I need meat!”
Mediterranean Surprise (chickpea and lentil ball bearings, bell pepper shrapnel, celery slice nails, with hummus; cooked in a pressure cooker and packed in a specially folded pita bread pouch).
a “wish sandwich” (where you has two slices of bread and wishes he had some meat),
a “ricochet biscuit” (which is supposed to bounce off the wall and into your mouth, and when it doesn’t, “you go hungry”),
also a “cold-water sandwich” and
a “Sunday-go-to-meeting-bun”
Grandpa’s grits and cornbread too, a mess of collard greens for you, bubbly tortes, and apple pie, bring a tear to your eye. *Group from corn field stands and yells Yum Yum!*. just kidding, you get tofurkey and stale bread with last weeks leftover granola.
Oh, don’t even remind me of the trials of that poor, poor kitty and that nasty, malicious little bird with his kitty hating old hag of a human. The stuff nightmares are made of.
A New York City Public School Will Begin Serving Only Vegetarian Meals. Featured on the menu: the “Whole Foods Catch of the Day Burger”. A 1/4 lb. ground meat patty made from vegetarians freshly kidnapped from the Whole Foods store parking lot.
…arugula
…will not be cauliflower… that would be RACIST!
Well…no bacon that’s for sure. *^#@%!* Libertarians.
…won’t be any vegetables as they were stolen by GD lying libertarian thieves.
Soylent Green.
Huh? Soylent Green is what?
Let me get back to you on this.
… vegetarians.
Cheese, Gromit!
…is a request form for transfer to a less lame school
… a bunch of side dishes the kids never ate in the first place as “entrees”.
… are ads from the BBQ joint next door to the school.
… is a giant photograph of Michelle O., guaranteed to suppress appetites to the point no one notices they aren’t getting real food.
Jebus Rice – SuperCarb
Gotyammit brand yams
and Wholly Shittake mushrooms
Tofu burger topped with cheese made from non-Bovine-Growth-Hormone cow’s milk…wait a minute, Gwyneth Paltrow says cow’s milk is bad for you…topped with soy cheese product, and served on an artisanal bun, wait a minute, that bun may have genetically modified wheat in it. Here’s a celery stick kid. Get outta here.
.. are cucumbers, only “lightly used” from the sex ed class earlier that morning.
… not me.
… pretty much exactly the same, as it’s revealed that term “mystery meat” was only 50% correct.
…: the tears of hungry children.
…are pictures of vegetables so the kids will learn what a vegetable is.
…is the phone number for the suicide hotline.
…were pictures of Michael Bloomberg and Adolph Hitler, two famous vegetarians.
…was the warning: You are not going to die until your death panel says you will.
Jax beer
French fries, cheese pizza, onion rings, fried zucchini, lettuce drowned in ranch dressing . . . Vegetarian doesn’t mean healthy.
UGH!! Of course you’d mock the things you are incapable of understanding! A vegan lifestyle is more beneficial for people and you just don’t get that! We don’t need to eat all that meat! Meat is MURDER!! How can you eat a cow??Of course the Jews have it right when they forbid themselves from eating pigs because they’re smart and can see that you just don’t eat something that gobbles up its own excrement!! But vegetables are individual gifts from Gaia Mother Earth. You don’t choke on vegetables but you can choke on chicken or fish bones, idiots!!Who’s ever heard of someone choking on a bunch of parsley??
…nothing, all the students cut class before noon once they heard what was on the menu.
…: faux-dog-fu
…only when overcooked.
…about medium to medium-rare.
falafel’s is practically chicken.
… is a whine list.
… and a list of other things to do during lunch break.
…dog, the other non-meat.
… are the options “pricks fixe” or “allah carte.”
… is an Unhappy Meal.
A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu…
…directions to New Jersey.
…pizza, and none of that faggety “Deep-dish” crap from Chicago either.
… is a list of the proper medications you should be taking.
… meat, damn bureaucrats can never get these things right.
… 24oz cup of green tea, no wait it can’t be that big, can it? I’m confused.
… is an expiration date for this stupid policy.
… is a picture of their teachers eating delicious meat dishes in the Faculty Cafeteria. Get used to the way socialism works, kids.
@DamnCat Re: #23 – “Quickly as you can, snatch the peapods from my hand.”
@25: Speaking of Looney Tunes,
the kids will resemble Sylvester on a desert island: “cocoanut salad . . . fresh cocoanut milk . . . New England boiled cocoanut . . . Bah!” [Sweeps plates from table] “I’m a pussy cat! I need meat!”
Mediterranean Surprise (chickpea and lentil ball bearings, bell pepper shrapnel, celery slice nails, with hummus; cooked in a pressure cooker and packed in a specially folded pita bread pouch).
A list of the symptoms of kwashiorkor
@ rodney dill Re:32
“I cannot, Master. You are too fast.”
“No, you are too slow. Your life force is out of balance. Eating nothing but peapods you deny your place in nature. Now go eat a pork chop, my son.”
…Soylent Yellow
…Filet of Government Pork – Fresh from the Barrel
@DamnCat Re: #36 – I think you’re just bacon all that stuff up.
Chicago style hot dogs… as hot dogs aren’t technically meet.
a “wish sandwich” (where you has two slices of bread and wishes he had some meat),
a “ricochet biscuit” (which is supposed to bounce off the wall and into your mouth, and when it doesn’t, “you go hungry”),
also a “cold-water sandwich” and
a “Sunday-go-to-meeting-bun”
it won’t matter because all the kids will be either smuggling good food in their backpacks or bunking off to Mickey D’s.
A New York City Public School Will Begin Serving Only Vegetarian Meals. Featured on the Menu…
today will be what will end up in the landfill tomorrow
Grandpa’s grits and cornbread too, a mess of collard greens for you, bubbly tortes, and apple pie, bring a tear to your eye. *Group from corn field stands and yells Yum Yum!*. just kidding, you get tofurkey and stale bread with last weeks leftover granola.
@33. Oppo
Oh, don’t even remind me of the trials of that poor, poor kitty and that nasty, malicious little bird with his kitty hating old hag of a human. The stuff nightmares are made of.
…is a voter registration form.
@44: That little bird went on to produce “Taw,” “Taw II” “Taw III” . . .
Featured on the menu… …what’s left of the Constitution of the United States of America
A New York City public school will begin serving only vegetarian meals. Featured on the menu…
…No Meat? Fugetabottit!
…the Principal, with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
…the final nail in the coffin of truth, justice and the American way.
I ‘m pro-choice. I believe I should be able to choose whether to eat meat or vegetables or both. Anti-meat people are just so negative.
A New York City Public School Will Begin Serving Only Vegetarian Meals. Featured on the menu: the “Whole Foods Catch of the Day Burger”. A 1/4 lb. ground meat patty made from vegetarians freshly kidnapped from the Whole Foods store parking lot.
…was a reminder of Bloomberg’s goal of reinterpreting the Constipation of the United States.
…Dill, Rodney Dill…
…soy-based styrofoam.
…is everything that is devoid of taste but considered edible.
…is the lack of insects -they would be considered meat.
. . . a ban on kale and banana smoothies if they are more than 16 oz.
. . . ketchup counts as a vegetable at Ronald Reagan elementary.
check mark for bribe for good (though mystery) meat meal.
…Mayor Bloomberg’s own version of uncookies.
@3 – Bacon to Frogmouth!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
truffles
@Dohtimes: #51 😀
vegetarians
Will be a list of FAMOUS VEGETARIANS IN HISTORY! Strangely though, Adolf Hitler will not be listed.
…are celebrity recipes like: Anthony Beans ‘n’ ‘no’ Weiner.
—Michael Please sir, I want some Moore Salad.
—Joe Biden’s No I’s or Q’s Alphabet Soup.
… Janeane Giraffe-jello
… Chicago Style Rahm ‘n’ Noodles.
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