The check’s in the mail … and other lies

Comrade Michelle gives a powerful speech.

Comrade Michelle gives a powerful speech.


Have you written your check to FLOTUS yet? She wants your money, you know.

At a fundraiser for Democrat Senate candidate Ed Markey, she told the crowd, “Keep writing those checks. And if you haven’t maxed out, max out!

And she’s right. Don’t be selfish with the money the government lets you keep. What were you going to do with it? Buy food? Braces for the kid? Birthday presents? That’s just selfish.

You need to be sending your money to the Democrats. And you need to blame the Republicans for not allowing the government to keep more of your paycheck. Sure, the GOP has gone along with some of the tax and spend policies of the Democrats, but nowhere near enough. I mean, you still have money left, right?

Well, you shouldn’t. So, do the right thing. Send the money to the Democrats. Max out.

After all, it’ll only hurt for a little while (NSFW link).

9 Comments

  1. YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! Could someone get the FLOTUS back from whatever vacation in her mind she’s on and explain to her the economic climate in which her husband, the smartest man on earth, has put us in. That she should ask people to put themselves in even more debt to keep afloat the worst, most corrupt, most inept, most criminal administration including Taft (which has always been the gold standard of corrupt administrations) is offensive and insulting.
    Maybe she needs to go on another vacation. She’s starting to get a little shrill and scary around the edges. Three months in the South of France would “do her up a treat.”

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