Microsoft is developing an artificial intelligence that can “tell stories” after looking at photographs.

For example, after scanning a picture of Hillary Clinton in Bosnia, it said “sniper fire“.

Criticizing private billboards that track cellphone data, Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer said “A person’s cellphone should not become a James Bond-like personal tracking device for a corporation to gather information about consumers without their consent.”

Unless the FBI wants to crack your iPhone.

Berkshire Hathaway shareholders have overwhelmingly rejected a resolution calling for the company to write a report about the risks climate change creates for its insurance companies.

That’s silly. How hard is it to type “none” on a sheet of paper?

Under pressure from animal rights activists, Ringling Bros. Circus has now stopped using elephants as performers in its shows.

Could be worse. They may be unemployed now, but at least they’re not being forced onto Obamacare.

At the White House Correspondents Dinner, President Obama thanked the press for working “side-by-side” with him.

Well, it’s a good lapdog that knows how to heel.

The State Department said a clerical error caused them to hide information about Hillary’s private email server.

State apologized and vowed to get the maker of the YouTube video responsible.