A new Hillary campaign email offers donors their very own official “woman card”.

Good. Maybe it’ll help eliminate confusion in states with transgender bathroom laws.

A dash-cam in Southern California captured images of a giant green fireball streaking across the sky.

Officials are not sure if that the was the state’s economy actually collapsing or just a metaphor.

Scientists now say that an underground volcano in Idaho would pose a huge threat to the nation if it erupted.

Yeah, it’d be horrible. Potatoes falling out of the sky like a national Irish air raid.

A new poll shows that 51% of American voters believe that the system US political parties use to pick their candidates for the White House is “rigged”.

The other 49% say it’s completely fair, like the refs in WWE.

A spokesman for Hillary Clinton’s campaign said she would consider an all-female ticket if she wins the nomination in July.

So… as a matter of assassination insurance, where is she going to find a woman less competent to be President than herself? Is Joe Biden getting “the surgery”?

The State Department announced that the US government would be buying 32 tons of nuclear material from Iran.

Let me guess… they’ll be paying enough so that Iran can buy 64 more tons from North Korea.