During a speech in Germany, President Obama said we’re “living in the most peaceful” era of human history.

Yep. As long as you avoid offending Islam.

A riot control robot that can zap people with an electrical charge has been unveiled in China.

Great plan. Apparently “Chopping Mall” was never dubbed into Chinese.

Despite earlier promises, the Obama administration admits it has not screened Syrian refugees’ social media accounts.

Well, it’s a horrible task. Ever seen a Syrian’s Pinterest? Nothing but hummus recipes.

California legislators rejected a proposed “John Wayne Day”, saying the actor “had disturbing views towards race”.

Huh. Didn’t know stupidity was now considered a race.

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A TSA whistle-blower testified to Congress that the TSA’s senior employees are “some of the biggest bullies in government”.

Don’t suppose there’s any chance we can get them transferred to the Border Patrol…