President Obama took as shot at Donald Trump during his commencement speech at Rutgers, saying that “building walls” won’t make the world a better place.

True. It gets better after they’re finished.

Venezuela’s President Maduro accused US of plotting a coup against his embattled presidency.

Doubtful. If we wanted a socialist rathole, we’d just elect Hillary for 8 years.

Self-proclaimed “witches” in Los Angeles are supporting Bernie Sanders by performing a special “Feel the Bern” ritual.

I assume it involves symbolically stealing cauldrons from rich people.

The New York Times noted that if the US remains in combat in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Syria until the end of Obama’s term, he will be the only president in American history to serve two complete terms with the nation at war.

THEN can we make him give back his Peace Prize?

Democrat Senator Chuck Schumer’s solution to overly-long TSA lines at the airport? – put more dogs on the passenger-screening line.

Next on the TSA’s banned-items list: tennis balls.

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson said the long TSA security check lines and baggage backup are not a “national crisis”.

Yes, we reserve that term for real problems, like if the weather is .2 degrees too hot.