At a U-VA “Managing Microaggressions” event, one speaker decried “identifying as American” as “the most blatant microaggression”.

Really? I thought it was refusing to bake a gay wedding cake.

Just announced: President Obama plans to raise $1 billion to build his presidential library in Chicago.

Weirdest feature: 4-foot-high front doors that you have to bow to get through.

Add your name if you think the Senate should give Judge Garland fair consideration: http://ofa.bo/uOx

@BarackObama

“Note that NOT adding your name will become a criminal offense after he’s confirmed. Choose wisely.”

A report on government waste turned up a $3.9 million grant to study the courtship behavior of goldfish.

Since they’re not extinct, I’ll guess the answer is “successful”. Pay me.

Donald Trump’s campaign manager Corey Lewandowski said Trump is looking to pick a VP “who understands the legislative process intimately”.

I’d settle for someone who knows how many letters are in the word “jobs“.

The Senate is investigating allegations that Facebook’s “news” section is ignoring stories that make conservatives look good.

Well, now that the Senate’s on it, that means that the last few holdouts on Earth just realized that not everything on the internet is true.