Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…
has not yet surrendered his soul to her.
has better hair than she does.
can relate to human beings.
Refuses to let her have the young, stupid voters she is entitled to.
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I can only add +
. . . won’t offer her a bribe
. . . is married to a woman
. . . has a funnier accent than she does
. . . occasionally tells the truth
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…
…is able to not sound shrill while being shrill. While she sounds shrill all the time.
…has bigger C.O. Jones than her.
…doesn’t care about her
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…
can out communist her without even trying.
Changed the look of the IMAO web page without her permission! “We are NOT amused!”
So it is all Bernie’s fault?
Not really Bernie’s fault.
Is it really that bad?
All things not approved by Her Majesty are bad.
I’m bad.
You’re bad, Basil.
But you’re funnier than Frank.
Not really, just takes a while to get used to what you expect to see but don’t.
…was described as the ‘fairest of them all’ by her magic mirror.
…wouldn’t let my first set of hilarious punch lines show up in the SLotD comments…
…has sewn up the tinfoil-hat crowd…
…is stubbornly refusing to bow to the First-Female-President zeitgeist…
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…
…continues to refuse to pay her speaking fees to attend debates.
…accused her of ‘leaking’ government secrets and then bought her a box of Depends!
Is still breathing.
…found the antidote
…has shown that super drab can come uncomfortably near to beating super delegates.
…was actually too stupid to leave any incriminating emails on her private server.
Hillary is really angry because Bernie Sanders…rained on her parade. (Actually he pissed on her parade but I’m not sure I can say pissed ’round here without getting in trouble.)