Fred Thompson’s cool but, at the moment, Harry Potter’s cooler. D’you think Fred will kill me for saying that? Ah, well, as long as I get to read book 7 first! I can’t believe it’s tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [There will be special Harry Potter edition Fred Thompson Facts up tomorrow morning. -Ed.]
OK, I read this and thought it was pretty funny:
Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came upon a homeless person.
Fred Thompson, a Republican, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now, do you understand the difference?
Instead of one of those deterrent signs that says “Home protected by ADT”, it says “Home protected by Fred Thompson.” There’s a waiting list for buying these signs.
Burglars break into Fred Thompson’s house to give him stuff…
[LOL. More succinct than mine. -Ed.]
Fred Thompson’s cool but, at the moment, Harry Potter’s cooler. D’you think Fred will kill me for saying that? Ah, well, as long as I get to read book 7 first! I can’t believe it’s tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[There will be special Harry Potter edition Fred Thompson Facts up tomorrow morning. -Ed.]
OK, I read this and thought it was pretty funny:
Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came upon a homeless person.
Fred Thompson, a Republican, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
Hillary was very impressed, so when they came upon another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson’s pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.
Now, do you understand the difference?
home alarm system automatically calls the police.
and the morgue.
Well, somebody’s got to clean up the mess.
Instead of one of those deterrent signs that says “Home protected by ADT”, it says “Home protected by Fred Thompson.” There’s a waiting list for buying these signs.
When the National Weather Service issues a Fred Thompson warning, tornadoes seek shelter in the southwest corner of the basement.