Since watching “Mrs. Doubtfire”, John Edwards can’t stop thinking about getting himself a “woman suit”.
Let’s hope he never watches “Silence of the Lambs”.
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As opposed to the woman suit that God already put him in?
When threatened with “It puts the lotion on its’ skin or else it gets the hose again.” John Edwards says, “Can’t I have both? This is not a ‘leave in’ conditioner, you know!”
Hey, you guys aren’t being very nice to the Silky One! He can’t help it that he’s a metro sexual’s metro sexual! He’s a lawyer after all and he has a gazillion dollars won through hard fought civil actions suing the bejeebers out of anything and anyone…
I can see him on a dolly with a straight jacket and mask saying, “Hello, Elizabeth.” Come to think of it, he should do his campaign speeches this way instead of from behind a podium.
As opposed to the woman suit that God already put him in?
When threatened with “It puts the lotion on its’ skin or else it gets the hose again.” John Edwards says, “Can’t I have both? This is not a ‘leave in’ conditioner, you know!”
Hey, you guys aren’t being very nice to the Silky One! He can’t help it that he’s a metro sexual’s metro sexual! He’s a lawyer after all and he has a gazillion dollars won through hard fought civil actions suing the bejeebers out of anything and anyone…
The first time anyone said “plump, but still firm breasts” was by John Edwards gym teacher.
I can see him on a dolly with a straight jacket and mask saying, “Hello, Elizabeth.” Come to think of it, he should do his campaign speeches this way instead of from behind a podium.