John Edwards envies the way Rosie O’Donnell simply oozes machismo.
Bonus fact via American Digest and Esquire magazine, John Edwards is:

John Edwards envies the way Rosie O’Donnell simply oozes machismo.
Bonus fact via American Digest and Esquire magazine, John Edwards is:

John Edwards uses a rabbit vibrator.
Doesn’t Rosie wear underpants with a wiener hole? In her case it’s probably necessary to keep her “boys” nice and cool…but I’m fairly certain John wears unmentionables…
That, and her ability to grow manly facial hair.
…someone that needs to be shut up?
…a metrosexual poster boy?
…a psychic who channels dead loved ones?
…a poser?
John Edwards envies the way Rosie O’Donnell simply oozes machismo.
No, John thinks he is manhood, he could give Rosie some womanly tips.
Why did they aim the camera right up his nose?
It’s not that it’s aiming up his nose, it’s that he wanted them to catch the full beauty of that little tuft of hair that looks like a sun visor.