FrnakJ: Mr. Teh Fred! sir, I ain’t never seen a handgun that big before.
Teh Fred!: Yeah, it’s a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close! It’s only legal in two states. This isn’t one of them.
The gun was initially created for a top secret super battleship, but when it became apparent that battleships were obsolete Fred! bought it from the Navy.
That’s no different then every other law out there!!
I heard Fred Thompson’s favorite pizza toppings are Ninja Stars and Hippy Eyes.
This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one’s for shooting, and this one’s for fun.
FrnakJ: Mr. Teh Fred! sir, I ain’t never seen a handgun that big before.
Teh Fred!: Yeah, it’s a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close! It’s only legal in two states. This isn’t one of them.
Fred Thompson owns a gun so awesome that not even he may wield it, but he does anyway because he’s Fred *%@%##$ Thompson.
I had heard that it turns people into a pillar of salt. Or was that a pillar of flame? Probably the latter.
It’s an .88 special, it shoots through schools. He had it made special.
Democratic congressmen will sure tremble in their boots if they see it.
You shouldn’t make Johnny Dangerously references PBG. My Uncle made a Johnny Dangerously reference once. Once.
The gun was initially created for a top secret super battleship, but when it became apparent that battleships were obsolete Fred! bought it from the Navy.
DesertElephant, I would suggest it’s much worse to make an Armed and Dangerous reference, nobody knows that the hell you’re talking about.
…more than anything, Thompson took on the state’s moonshiners and a local culture, rooted in Tennessee’s hills and hollows, that celebrated the independent whiskey maker’s battle against the government’s revenue agents
Some conservative hero he is.
The guy that made it for him was deported to sweden,
He kept trying to tell all the fargin iceholes from immigration he wasnt from there…………….