John Edwards can’t decide which he hates more about his morning routine: his daily 5-minute struggle to get hair #108,349 to fall into place or his daily 5-minute struggle to get that stupid toaster lever to go down.
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Not only does the toaster oven hurt him, but the mear mention that Pantyhose are invloved in the days attire sends him into a quivering menstral spasm.
Worst part of MY day is my daily typo.
And people who think I’m Frank.
Or has that replaced “First!” as the official IMAO running gag, now?
Anyway… fixed.
John Edwards can’t decide which he hates more about his morning routine: his daily 5-minute struggle to get hair #108,349 to fall into place or his daily 5-minute struggle to get that stupid toaster lever to go down.
Not only does the toaster oven hurt him, but the mear mention that Pantyhose are invloved in the days attire sends him into a quivering menstral spasm.
Maybe he should stop routing his hair and his toaster. I hear a morning routine is easier.
“Routine”. Come on Frank, at least have your wife spellcheck your work. I’m sure she’s functional and pretty.
Worst part of MY day is my daily typo.
And people who think I’m Frank.
Or has that replaced “First!” as the official IMAO running gag, now?
Anyway… fixed.
Harvey, I thought Frank J. was the running gag at IMAO.
John Edwards was once granted a wish by a fairy. He wished that his wish would come true. (you have to think about this for a minute)
Not to mention all the first aid attention he requires after cutting up his hands and mouth on the sharp edges of the toast.