In New York, a 59-year-old man stole an ice cream cone and punched a store worker.
I know that sounds bad, but on the other hand, I think we out to give him SOME credit for not being so utterly unscrupulous as to smuggle it down to a Mexican drug lord.
Let’s just emphasize that this story did not involve either Michael Bloomberg or the First Lady, because there has been some idle chatter.
this theft was incited by that awful youtube video and we’re going to get the guy that made it. and my good friend what’s her name who was killed in the video induced riot…what? split lip? declined treatment?…my dear friend who never even made it to the hospital…blame bush.
GDFT!
Ben Injuries
Rocky IV Road
Bash an’ Rob ’em
Ice Cream Bacon to jw!
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What would Obama do with ice cream?
Obama would first express his deepest sympathies to the victims and their families and then joke about how that’s what happens when you don’t eat your ice cream cone with a spoon, knife or fork like civilized Kenyan-Hawaiians do. Then he’d blather on about how people should not go vigilante in their defense of frozen desserts but, instead leave that sort of thing to the law enforcement professionals.