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The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…

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  1. was a bailout for the company that manufactures balls & spines for Republicans Congresscritters (it was going out of business)

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  2. … was Sandra Fluke’s anticipated expenses for contraceptives. (Sluts have got to look out for each other, y’know.)

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  3. .. was $5,000,000 to Rep. Keith Ellison to develop his idea for backhas, a lovely bacon burkha for the ladies.

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  4. …two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords.

    …three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.

    …four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA.

    …five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC.

    …six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars.

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  5. …15 million dollars to settle the defamation suit brought by against the federal government by the coalition of pond scum.

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  6. …was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them.

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  7. Was a 6 billion dollar study to determine if dog meat is Halal as this will determine whether Obama admits to being Muslim.

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