Yay!
It’s that time of the year. That special holiday time when we gather round – hog tie Bill Frist and stick an apple… no wait..
It’s time for the Weblog Awards!!!
Go now and nominate IMAO.
We are funny. We are talented.
And if you don’t nominate us – we’ll hunt you down and kill you.
You’ll have to catch me first!
To the Hindenpeter!
Frank J: “Bring out the Frist.”
Aquaman: “But.. but the Frist’s sleepin’.”
Frank J: “Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up now, won’t you?”
I will neither hunt down nor kill anyone over awards. However, I will not allow my despise of blogging awards to interfere with the lofty aspirations of my fellow IMAO-ers.
I call on all IMAO readers to do the right thing: Hunt down Laurence Simon.
Awards!!!
We.
Must.
Win.
Prizes.
oh, wait. There’s no prize, huh?
The Joooooo! is holding you back from your rightful place atop the comedy blogosphere! That “I despise awards” is loser talk, and you know it.
I will not negotiate with terrorists!
Well, OK, just this one time….
Just perused the list of categories (you guys are already nominated, relax). Looks like the only one I have a shot at (or even qualify for) is the Best of the Rest (8750+) Ecosystem Award. Only one nominee so far, but won’t take long before all the small fish start self nominating.
One question though, why are you nominated in the LGBT category?
(Made you look)
Meh. As long as there isn’t a lot of effort involved.
Oh no! Be this the end of Laurence Simon?