(A Filthy Lie)
This week’s Filthy Lie Assignment was to answer the question:
What was Evil Glenn’s connection to the mob that attacked the New York Air desk at Washington National Airport?
Turns out there was no connection at all.
Seems Glenn was just trying to catch a flight to Iraq so that he could share Thanksgiving dinner with the troops, as seen in this completely non-photoshopped image:
The unruly mob?
They all wanted to get tickets to Amazon.com’s headquarters in Seattle, so they could… discuss… why their 1-star reviews of Cindy Sheehan’s book got deleted:
First! How close is Iraq to Korea. Where the Koreans eat Korean dogs. You’re a crafty one Glenn.
Ya know, dogs aren’t really valued in Iraqi society, so a few blended strays wouldn’t be missed.
Amazon almost ALWAYS deletes 1 star ratings, I found that out reviewing several books myself that were non-political. They want to sell the book you are looking at reviews for….
Most of the 5 star reviews are nothing more than political spewage from the left. How is that supposed to make me want to buy a book?
For starters, anyone who’s looking to buy Sheehan’s book must not be a person who notices things. Things like her contradictions, the way she makes no sense, and basically just talks outta her ass. The kind of person who’d gloss over the ratings going “four stars.. words words words.. FIVE STARS.. more words… FIVE STARS… words words words FIVE STARS…” and on and on. Wow, it MUST be good.
Conspiracy theorists would rate a book on chemtrails really high, but I’d never buy it. Tinfoil hats just mess up my hair anyway.