(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
The Patriot Act is coming up for renewal, and although it already contains many helpful tools for assisting law enforcement personnel – like the right to root around in your sock drawer without a warrant to see if you have a copy of “Bouncy Burkha Bondage Babes” magazine (as all terrorists do) – the law is lacking in civilian education programs.
Let’s face it. Cops can’t be everywhere (unless you’re making an illegal U-turn), so it’s important that EVERYONE knows how to spot a terrorist. Especially children, since they have keen eyes and big, tattling mouths. That’s why I think the Patriot Act should include funding for printing up a fun and colorful – yet instructive – pamphlet to help people practice spotting Islamofascist deviltry.
In the extended entry, you’ll find a sample page from “Where’s Osama?”…
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For bonus fun, see if you can spot the New York Times reporter who wants to investigate the root causes of the terrorist’s legitimate grievances.
Wowzers!
I almost forgot I was FIRST! when I saw that picture!
Great job, Harv.
(Of course!)
That can’t be Osama. That guy has dynamite strapped to his own body!
Osama, or his double, is easy to spot.
I’m having trouble with the New York Times reporter, though.
I mean, there’s so many d—-d clowns in the picture, and I can’t think all of them work for the New York Times.
C’mon, the NYSlimes reporter is obviously the guy in the lower right-hand corner with the perplexed look on his face. He’s either wondering why the Islamofascists hate us or why his naughty parts get all tingly when he looks at men in clown suits.
Nah.. the Reporter is the one RIGHT next to OBL who can’t percieve him.
Hilliary is the pair of feet sticking out from under the hous..er flying saucer.
John Kerry is the one in the upper right wearing his vietnam medals.
I CANNOT believe I clicked on that link. Now I am blind. And we all know how everyone hates blind guys with a bigass smile alla time.
THe New York Times reporter… that ones easy… its the big clown slide! He’s got the bigest smile on his face and his eyes are closed and he’s perfected content letting other clowns slide into an unknown super-duper Left-Wing Conspiricy® type hide out where Osma’s henchmen “retrain” them to love both sheep and blowing themselves up.
Hey, I see Arnold looking especially pumped up with a dumb-ass smile on his face. Sandals, boxers and the smile…very helpful.
Then right behind him in the upper right corner is the Cowboy himself, GWB, standing there looking stupid as usual. HMMM…..looks like he hasn’t even noticed Osama. Bet his fave book My Pet Goat is in the other hand we cannot see.
I don’t see Clinton though. Where oh where was he? OH! He was at Camp David trying to forge some peace.