Although Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush was snubbed by the University of Florida for an honorary degree, he was still granted the immensely-less-impressive honor of being named an “honorary alumnus”. Here are some of the other prestigious accolades he’s been awarded:
- The Nobel Pathetic Prize.
- Honorary Chicago Bears 2007 Superbowl Quarterback.
- Losers Anonymous Lifetime Achievement Award.
- The Jason Alexander “No, Really, I’m More Than Just Seinfeld’s Fluffer” Trophy.
- Best Actor for the movie “299”.
- The “Seriously, You Don’t Look a DAMN thing like George H.W. – Is Michael Moore Your Real Father?” Certificate of Questionable Parentage.
- Honorary Robin from the Justice League of America.
- The Nobel Pathetic Prize.
- Rowdy Frat Boys of America Puke-litzer.
- Boy Scouts of America “Whizzing Out The Campfire” Merit Badge
- Girl Scouts of America “Cookie Queen” Sash
- The Dan Rather “Integrity In Broadcasting” Ribbon.
- The Harvey, RightWingDuck, Cadet Happy, Spacemonkey, Laurence Simon, SarahK, and Aquaman Medallion of Overshadowed Excellence.
- The Congressional Medal of Whatever
Well, as long as he doesn’t get the Ted Kennedy Driver’s School Diploma, he’s all right in my book.
The Courtney Love Certificate of Sobriety
The Ward Churchill Nod of Greatness
The Rosy O’Donnell Health and Weight Management Award of Excellence
The Milli Vanilli Trophy of Originality
Wow, Jeb is the first two time winner of the Nobel Pathetic Prize? Maybe he should run in 2008!
The Congressional Medal of Whatever…LOL..that should be ceremoniously given to all the Congress critters..bwwahhh!
Hmmm
Now the right has to bash a Bush that hasnt even been elected to the white house,No wonder the dems are in control…………
Just embracing the spirit of bipartisanship. I hear it’s the hip & trendy thing to do 🙂
he can sell one of the nobel pathetic prizes on ebay.
That’ll teach ’em. Next time, Jeb- announce your wife has cancer before they have a chance to deny you for that oh-so-PRESTIGOUS University of Florida ‘Honorary Degree.’
Putz.
The Country Doesn’t Want Another Bush So He’ll Never Be POTUS award.
*Deploma from the Bill Clinton University of Abstenance.
*Michael Moore award for Best Hygene.
*Rosie O’Dumbell certificate on Feminine Charms.
*Sean Penn Medal on Relations with Papiratzi.
Jimmy Carter certificate on handeling Hostage Crisis.
That one appears to be heading to (used-to-be)Great Britain.
I’m surprised Jimmah hasn’t volunteered to negotiate Britain’s surrender.