You can always count on John Edwards for sympathy and advice if you have that “not so fresh” feeling.
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Harvey probably subscribed to a ton of womens magazines to come up with these fabulous facts. Imagine that everyone. Harvey flipping through a huge stack of womens magazines looking super interested and super gay. Be careful you don’t become too much like the subject you are mocking Harvey. LOL!
Most prescriptions say they should not be taken if you are “…nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.” If John Edwards ever gets sick, he can’t take any medication.
Nightmare scenario:
Hillary wins nomination, picks Edwards for running mate, and they win general election.
Hillary+Silky Pony+Nancy Pelosi=no Y chromosomes
anywhere in the top three positions of presidential succession…
Harvey flipping through a huge stack of womens magazines looking super interested and super gay. Be careful you don’t become too much like the subject you are mocking Harvey. LOL!
MFL, seriously, get a new playbook. Because (unlike you obviously) most of us are not homophobes. You really should notice that Harvey isn’t calling him gay, he’s calling him a metrosexual.
And I’ll also note that you obviously have never opened Cosmo. Heck, looking at Cosmo cover-hotties is one of the best things about waiting in line at the supermarket. Closely followed by reading the headlines of the Weekly World News and their ilk.
The biggest difference between looking at Cosmo and looking at Playboy is the difference between the articles you don’t read.
But then (assuming you’re a man, which I can assume from your frequent homo-slurs), you obviously have never had a long-term relationship with a live girl (not the inflatable or imaginary kind) or else you would already know about the joys of leafing through the Cosmo your girlfriend/wife buys.
Homophobic nitwit.
Harvey probably subscribed to a ton of womens magazines to come up with these fabulous facts. Imagine that everyone. Harvey flipping through a huge stack of womens magazines looking super interested and super gay. Be careful you don’t become too much like the subject you are mocking Harvey. LOL!
Most prescriptions say they should not be taken if you are “…nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.” If John Edwards ever gets sick, he can’t take any medication.
During thanksgiving it’s usually the man who carves the turkey. John Edwards has to take his to the neighbors’ house.
Some additional facts if I may:
John Edwards sits when he pees.
so ofcourse
John Edwards complains when someone leaves the seat up.
John Edwards and his wife git in a fight because she had a ladies night out and he wasn’t invited.
Nightmare scenario:
Hillary wins nomination, picks Edwards for running mate, and they win general election.
Hillary+Silky Pony+Nancy Pelosi=no Y chromosomes
anywhere in the top three positions of presidential succession…
Harvey flipping through a huge stack of womens magazines looking super interested and super gay. Be careful you don’t become too much like the subject you are mocking Harvey. LOL!
MFL, seriously, get a new playbook. Because (unlike you obviously) most of us are not homophobes. You really should notice that Harvey isn’t calling him gay, he’s calling him a metrosexual.
And I’ll also note that you obviously have never opened Cosmo. Heck, looking at Cosmo cover-hotties is one of the best things about waiting in line at the supermarket. Closely followed by reading the headlines of the Weekly World News and their ilk.
The biggest difference between looking at Cosmo and looking at Playboy is the difference between the articles you don’t read.
But then (assuming you’re a man, which I can assume from your frequent homo-slurs), you obviously have never had a long-term relationship with a live girl (not the inflatable or imaginary kind) or else you would already know about the joys of leafing through the Cosmo your girlfriend/wife buys.
Homophobic nitwit.
You know what I hate? When you use the wrong name for the homophobic nitwit you’re making fun of.
That really steams me.