Apparently there are rumors that Bill Clinton has been seeing prostitutes in Las Vegas. There’s nothing substantial to back that up, but how surprising would that be? Given his past history, what are the Vegas odds that Clinton has been faithful to his wife these past couple years while she’s been busy in D.C.? 10,000 to 1?
Better odds are betting on whether he eventually dies of a venereal disease or a drug overdose.
Hmm. Can you overdose on Viagra?
Thanks for brain tattoo.
Now I have this image in my head of Bill Clinton, running naked down a hotel hallway with a bright red appendage.
Slick Willie will have to sue the city of Las Vegas for false advertisement. It happened in Vegas but didn’t stay there.
I’ve heard you can OD on Viagra, but it’s REALLY HARD.
[That’s what she said! -Ed.]
I gotta defend Clinton on this one, I don’t think he needs Viagra.
I’m pretty sure you can OD on viagra. My only question is, does it work better if you mainline it?
“[That’s what she said! -Ed.]”
I almost added a rimshot to the end, but that was venturing into dangerous double entendre territory.
I’m proud of Bill Clinton and the fact he don’t have to pay for pussy. When the man dies, the entire nation will mourn the best president since Harry Truman. It’s easy to look good when your successor is the worst president in the history of ever.
Yes, shrub is indeed is the worst president in the history of ever.
Except for the tax cuts.
They left Max Edison with enough money to pay for “companionship”.
Too bad he didn’t have enough left over for some Viagra.
I doubt that it was much fun paying a woman just to end up with her pointing and laughing at his “limp nano-phallus.”
But otherwise, worst. president. ever.
Hail Satan!
(and Ron Paul)
Monkey Faced Liberal
I think it’s called priopism or something. Got a sleeping aid years ago and was warned that if I got a stiffy from it for more than 4 hours I’d have to go to the hospital…decided I wouldn’t be taking that and wouldn’t be going to the hospital with a stiffy…EVER!
Upon entering the Emergency Room I’d scare the hell out of the female staff…if you know what I’m sayin…
Yeah you’re right, Gerald Ford was a pretty good president.