So, Miss Jersey was being blackmailed with some pictures, but she won’t say what they’re of other than that they will shock people but it’s not nudity. So what do you think it is?
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In all seriousness, it sounds like photos of drug/alcohol abuse.
“In an interview aired yesterday on Fox News, Polumbo said the photos were taken with theater major friends and were ‘normal college pictures. My friends and I having fun.'” (source)
“Normal college pictures” usually involve those things these days. [It’s been a few years since I was in college, so, as far as I know, they kill hobos. -Ed.]
How would she be caked in blood if the hobo was freshly killed? (I know, I know – it’s like the nuclear bomb on the moon without an atmospheric effect, right?)
It is probably something terrible and totally unforgivable (from the press point of view), like her listening to Rush, fawning over Fred T, or web surfing at IMAO!
and, speaking of New Jersey …
We all know why the people of NY City are so angry and upset all the time…
The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
In all seriousness, it sounds like photos of drug/alcohol abuse.
“In an interview aired yesterday on Fox News, Polumbo said the photos were taken with theater major friends and were ‘normal college pictures. My friends and I having fun.'” (source)
“Normal college pictures” usually involve those things these days.
[It’s been a few years since I was in college, so, as far as I know, they kill hobos. -Ed.]
I bet it’s a picture of her in a “SPRINGSTEEN SUCKS!” t-shirt. I hope that’s what it is…
She’s from New Jersey, and her mother would be upset to see them, so I conclude they must be pictures of her voting Republican.
I saw her on TV…youza! She’s a major babe!
How would she be caked in blood if the hobo was freshly killed? (I know, I know – it’s like the nuclear bomb on the moon without an atmospheric effect, right?)
Is it nudity if the mouth covers the penis?
Just kidding, it’s probably her not looking both ways before crossing the street.
I bet it’s a picture of her with a Ronald Reagan T-shirt sitting at a table with a bunch of guys playing Shadowrun….
It is probably something terrible and totally unforgivable (from the press point of view), like her listening to Rush, fawning over Fred T, or web surfing at IMAO!
and, speaking of New Jersey …
We all know why the people of NY City are so angry and upset all the time…
The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.