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  1. It tastes just like soylent green.
    I think they’re moving the monkeys out because all the jihadists think they’re Jooooooos and they keep blowing up the jungle.
    I mean, kill a few Jews and you’re still cool, but blow up just one monkey….
    Don’t get me started.

  2. Reminds me of an old joke
    Park ranger catches a man eating a bald eagle that he had roasted over a small fire and arrests him.
    He goes before the judge and admits that he had killed the endangered bird, but pleads for mercy because he had been lost in the woods. He was starving when he saw the great bird sitting low in a tree. He felt he had to try and save himself and with a rock and a very lucky throw the eagle was down.
    The judge decides to free the man as he was remorseful and had been in a life threatening situation. As the man is leaving the courtroom the judge says “I got to ask, how does bald Eagle taste?”
    To which the man replies “Kinda like a cross between Spotted Owl and Whooping Crane”

  3. Heck! Bring ’em over!
    With election fever in full swing, they’ll surely find employment flinging poo!
    I can see Hillary marshaling entire battalions in cute little matching uniforms, overrunning an Obama event… hurling fistfuls of steaming monkey crap in all directions.
    Sort of like the Olbermann show. But more dignified.

  4. Whilst stationed in Panama we’d go “downtown” to Colone and consume mass quantities of beer. There were vendors grilling what we called “monkey meat” on nearly every corner. It was probably just the flesh from political opponents of Noriega…

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