In John Edwards’s hands, a satchel full of explosives would, technically, be called a “purse charge”.
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That may be the technical term Harvey, but seeing as how this would be a violent weapon he would have to call it something else to keep the nutroots onboard. Probably, post-natal abortion deployment device. I also think Bush could learn something from this. Instead of saying we are killing Al Queda insurgents he should say we are aborting unwanted terrorist. His approval rating would probably go to 148%. Democrats like to vote twice and the dead voters would probably fall in line with them.
That would just be a man bag with explosives inside. There is nothing with man bags. Man bags are cool. All men should carry one. Chicks dig man bags.
Grammar check: do you really need that extra s above? Edwards’s hands or Edwards’ hands
To sissy libs like Edwards, just about anything qualifies as an explosive. He probably wears safety goggles when unscrewing the cap from a carbonated beverage.
In John Edwards’s hands, a satchel full of explosives would, technically, be called a “purse charge”.
That may be the technical term Harvey, but seeing as how this would be a violent weapon he would have to call it something else to keep the nutroots onboard. Probably, post-natal abortion deployment device. I also think Bush could learn something from this. Instead of saying we are killing Al Queda insurgents he should say we are aborting unwanted terrorist. His approval rating would probably go to 148%. Democrats like to vote twice and the dead voters would probably fall in line with them.
That would just be a man bag with explosives inside. There is nothing with man bags. Man bags are cool. All men should carry one. Chicks dig man bags.
Grammar check: do you really need that extra s above? Edwards’s hands or Edwards’ hands
SM – believe me, I agonized over that for a while. However, Strunk & White seem to back me up on the use of apostrophe s in the case of a singular possessive ending in s.
http://www.englishrules.com/writing/2005/possessive-form-of-singular-nouns-ending-with-s.php
Don’t forget, it would have to be color coordinated with his suit, or he wouldn’t carry it at all.
To sissy libs like Edwards, just about anything qualifies as an explosive. He probably wears safety goggles when unscrewing the cap from a carbonated beverage.
Careful. With that purse, he’s like a softer, fluffier Ruth Buzzy.