Frank, I believe you’re confused on this one. The Death Star was an evil, planet-size…well, death star, while Fred Thompson brings goodness and hope, and the threat of death – while very real – is felt only by our enemies and hippies (yes, I realize they’re our enemies too, and deservingly so).
A young Fred Thompson was, in fact, the inspiration for the atomic bomb. That bomb kills lots of people who wish to do us harm, while utilizing a technology that provides clean energy, which is good for the environment.
That’s no moon… IT’S A REPUBLICAN!!!
Seriously, the storm troopers were cooler anyway. And the Death Star was modeled after Fred, which means it had to be inferior to the real thing, as it was made by humanoid hands. Thus, its being blown up by rebel scum is inconsequential. Also, I believe that if Fred were a Star Wars character, he would choose to be Han Solo. He helped destroy his own likeness, thus canceling out any Thompson Invincibility Paradox.
I just said thus twice in one comment.
I believe that Fred Thompson was originally tapped to play the Death Star but was unable to work on the project because of a prior commitment to give Chuck Norris badass lessons.
Yes, loosely based, for Fred Thompson doesn’t have a thermal exhaust port two meters wide, and if he did, any attack on it would only make him more angry.
They screen tested a more realistic version but really had to tone it down to prevent people from involuntarily voiding their bowels.
Frank, I believe you’re confused on this one. The Death Star was an evil, planet-size…well, death star, while Fred Thompson brings goodness and hope, and the threat of death – while very real – is felt only by our enemies and hippies (yes, I realize they’re our enemies too, and deservingly so).
A young Fred Thompson was, in fact, the inspiration for the atomic bomb. That bomb kills lots of people who wish to do us harm, while utilizing a technology that provides clean energy, which is good for the environment.
But the death stars were destroyed by rebel scum?!?!?!?!?!
That’s no moon… IT’S A REPUBLICAN!!!
Seriously, the storm troopers were cooler anyway. And the Death Star was modeled after Fred, which means it had to be inferior to the real thing, as it was made by humanoid hands. Thus, its being blown up by rebel scum is inconsequential. Also, I believe that if Fred were a Star Wars character, he would choose to be Han Solo. He helped destroy his own likeness, thus canceling out any Thompson Invincibility Paradox.
I just said thus twice in one comment.
Hey, who let the Offensive Pig in here? I’m offended!
Frony is Mimas
I believe that Fred Thompson was originally tapped to play the Death Star but was unable to work on the project because of a prior commitment to give Chuck Norris badass lessons.
And Jar Jar Binks was closely based on John Edwards.
Who’s blocking Jimmy? Fred Thompson.
Yes, loosely based, for Fred Thompson doesn’t have a thermal exhaust port two meters wide, and if he did, any attack on it would only make him more angry.
Another Fun Fred Thompson Fact.
Fred Thompson’s fundraising falls short of projections.
http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070801/NEWS0206/708010422/1001
Hmmm. FrankJ — have you considered selling your replica samurai sword collection on eBay to help raise more money for Fred?
That is just wrong,
A real troll using the MFL tag
I thought that troll was banned for life,
Hail Chthulu,
Monkey Faced Liberal
Wait, did you just call Fred Thompson fat?
It was nice knowing you. I’m really going to miss seeing teh funny, but there’s still Scrappleface.