John Edwards once caused an entire Gay Pride Parade to stop in its tracks because everyone had to pause to silence the “pegged high” alarms on their gaydars when they went by him.
Bonus Fact from WSMS (lifted from the comments to this post because it tickled me so, and I wanted to share):
John Edwards is so delicate he has his wife crush up his Midol and feed it to him with a speculum.
Two Bonus Facts from Silicon Valley Jim:
The only person who lifts the toilet seat at John Edwards’s house is the maid.
John Edwards is really disappointed that there won’t be an official Halloween party in San Francisco’s Castro District this year, because it means he’ll have to think up another excuse to hang out there.
John Edwards refuses to eat solid food. The chewing motion was too strenuous and it causes him too lose sight of his Pearl Drops smile. Therefore, LizBeth liquifies his meals and loads them into pink suppositories and stocks his Hello Kitty lunch pail full.
John Edwards refuses to allow any belt buckles on any of his campaign staffers. He is still tramatized from an incident during the 2004 campaign where he nearly chipped a tooth.
He can always say he’s going there to work on that class action suit against Habitrail…
John Edwards’ staff had to coordinate his movements around the Capital so as not to cross Fred Thompson’s path – every time Fred walked by, John wound up pregnant.
That’s a lotta babies. Don’t you mean “peed his panties?”
KMOG- Soooo funny!
Two weeks after the 2005 New York Gay Pride Parade, John Edwards underwent anoscopy examination to remove three polyps. They were promptly returned to John for “sentimental value.”
When I found out we were moving right next to Johnny Boy’s home state, I began to cross-stitch ‘EXIT ONLY’ on the back of all our underwear……..
Please, PLEASE do not go to speculum.com.
You’ll never look at John Edwards the same way again.
John Edwards’s career as a Harlequin Romance Series Model was tragically cut short when Fabio objected to the stubbly coarseness of his inner thighs.
There was the time when a Barbie Doll blocked John Edwards way on a trip to buy a Playgirl magazine. He fought that beeeootch to a standstill. But had to settle for looking at Franks sea lice bitten butt cheeks pics from his honeymoon.
LOL You guys are too mean!
Be careful with your praise Harvey-
I have it on good authority tha WSMS is actually a drunken Irishman with connections to the IRA. The drunk Irish part is okay of cours;, but didn’t the IRA have Marxist sympathies?
I believe that Alahomo protests too much.
I have a suspcion that he was and is a Clinton operative that invented (the tell Lies long enough and they become true).
Or maybe he has a sick Man-Love For Santa Anna.
As it was He, that stuck it in the texicans.