Readers were given a challenge to write a slogan to sell defeat to the American public, with the best one to win…
HIGH PRAISE!
Here are the runners up who win mere praise:
“You Can’t Spell Loser Without ER, Which Is A Darn Good Show.”
by G Fresh.
“Defeat: When you roll the news footage backward, it looks like we’re winning.”
by DesertElephant.
“I was going to write a slogan for defeat, but I gave up.”
by hwy93.
And the winner of high praise is…
Rick with:
“Defeat: It’s not just for losers anymore.”
Stunning good job there, Rick. Stunning good.

….laud….
No, not really praise, more like, “My laud, them was some good slogans…”
Frank, Richard needs help. Over there on your “Americans Smart and Good” page. Do you think high praise would work? I don’t think you tickle him.
Yay! Me and DesertElephant are the first losers! :oD
Yeah G, but we beat out the rest of the losers that didn’t get any praise. It’s Democrat Victory.
i liked the one that said
“I was going to write a slogan about defeat, but I gave up.”
i guess i should have read ALL of the winners
So what if I didn’t get any praise…
…my mom sez I’m cool.
No question about it, Alan.
I still think my brother (Dennis) would make a swell anti-christ.
Your brother, Gary, is living proof that Cleveland deserves every joke ever told about it.
That was some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. Only one of those was worthy, the rest were completely boring and simple-minded. Nice work Jack
Praise!!! Harry Reid says it’s a virtual victory. (and then he takes a nap)