Recently, John Edwards while in Iowa answered a question about healthcare with:
“I’m going to be honest with you — I don’t know a lot about Cuba’s healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?”
Apparently, he’s never heard that Cuba is Communist. Really, how often does that ever come up?
OTHER APPALLINGLY STUPID THINGS JOHN EDWARDS HAS SAID
“Some people are coming in from Mexico illegally? That’s the first I heard of that.”
“They play hockey in Canada? Are you sure?”
“I make more money than the average American? Really?”
“Most men don’t carry a purse? Where do they keep their makeup?”
“There was a war with the Germans last century? But they seem so nice!”
“Muslims in the Middle East have a problem with Israel? What about?
“You can get a haircut for less than a hundred dollars? You mean in a third-world country, right?”
“There are Asian people in China?”
“There’s a war going on? Involving us?”
“Wait, when did we get a 7th Continent?”
“There was a flood in Louisiana? I wonder if everyone is okay.”
“Now, what was this ‘World Wide Web’ of which you speak?”
–“What do you mean people don’t like lawyers?”
–“Does this suit make me look fat?”
–“Elizabeth, did you call that Sean Hannity and tell him he’s a poopy-head?”
–“Who is Ron Paul?”
Who is this Pope guy? And are you sure he is Catholic?
Bears do WHAT!? in the woods?
“My company was involved in the sub-prime lending market? Well I’m sure it set a good example!”
“You mean there aren’t two Americas? Where’d the other one go?”
You mean Al Gore didn’t invent the internet?
NFL football players wear tight pants for a different reason from the “male” inhabitants of San Francisco?
Some folks think that Barry Bonds uses steroids?
You mean to tell me that women use tampons, but not like I do? Where else would they put them?
I want to be the next President of the United States.
Alan is guilty of the preverbial “low blow.” Well deserved in this case.
I’ve seen urinals, but how do yo use them??
I didn’t know that colonoscopies were supposed to be performed by doctors!
Is it just me, or does Edwards seem a little anal lately?
The producers of “Dumb and Dumber” have just announced their new sequel: “Dumber than John Edwards” starring John Edwards. While a single frame of this new film has yet to be shot, film and media critics alike are hailing it as a great idea. The producers plan on using some of THEM in the film, also.
i betcha you guys were dumb enough to vote bush and support a failure of a war that’s making our country look like shit (and then conflate not supporting the war with not supporting the troops). thanks guys! it’s amazing what a retarded minority of the populous can do to a nation.
i can has cheezburger?
Lurking in the shadows are Edwards supporters who need to get in a word edgewise. But wise?…buttwise?…not very smart.
it’s amazing what a retarded minority of the populous can do to a nation
Yes, apparently they can double-post and not use standard capitalization. Did your pet monkey type that for you?
“Dumber Than We Thought”
In fairness, that’s pretty much the level of intelligence I had ascribed to John Edwards already.
“i betcha you guys were dumb enough to vote bush and support a failure of a war that’s making our country look like shit…”
John Edwards voted for the war, dumbass.
Heterosexual men have sex with women? Yuk!
I’m a man? Yuk!
All men don’t like to decorate and go shopping?
All Americans don’t worship George McGovern?
All men don’t drop trou. and sit to urinate? Ewww!
I’d rather have our country actually “look like shit” while it fights the Islamic Jihadists anyway than to worry about appearances like you do.
Boy did you visit the wrong website!
Not you, ussjimmycarter. That lolz guy. Does that mean “laughing out loud while I snore” or somthing??
Who is this “vagina” and where can I get a copy of his monologue?
Gee, you mean that the noun meaning “the general public” is spelled populace, while the adjective meaning “having a large population” is spelled populous?
Oh, wait; that’s for the lolz: Dumber Than We Thought post.
But he’s “thanking” us guys! OK, you’re welcome, lolz. Now try to figure out just WHY that war has to be fought, Okay? Don’t worry, we won’t criticize you if you LOOK bad in the process. We’ll wait.
Lolz – War? What war? is it goverment run, or private sector?
“it’s amazing what a retarded minority of the populous can do to a nation.”
it’s amazing how a retarded minority gets >50% of the votes.
i guess we have a different definition of minority.
“When I campaign in New York, I’m going to shout ‘The War on Terror is just a bumper sticker slogan’ from the top of the Twin Towers, to make sure everybody can hear me”
I’m running for President? Are you sure? I thought I was auditioning for “America’s Next Top Model.”
John Edwards: The Democrats’ Answer to Dan Quayle
You mean that ISN’T mayonnaise?
Bob, You’ll be a bigger hit than David Blaine, considering the significant amount of levitation at great height you’ll need to display. Hope you’re not Acrophobic. It’ll be really scary standing on top of the towers, looking down, and seeing nothing but ground hundreds of feet below.