When asked “paper or plastic” at the checkout counter, John Edwards always chooses plastic. He knows plastic bags aren’t eco-friendly, but those paper ones are just so darn heavy.
Plastic is so…”in” with John’s friends at the “Gay-90’s” club on Hennipin Ave. in Minneapolis where they don’t care if you have a wide or a narrow stance…just so you have a Keister…
There used to be this guy that did a show called “Almost Live.” His name was John Keister. The show started with: “Here’s…John John John John John John John John John John John John KIESTER.” But he never bent over like Edwards.
When asked “paper or plastic” at the checkout counter, John Edwards always chooses plastic. He knows plastic bags aren’t eco-friendly, but those paper ones are just so darn heavy.
When John goes shopping, he always begs Elizabeth if he can ride in the Racecar shopping cart.
John has a “plastic” fetish…
Plastic is so…”in” with John’s friends at the “Gay-90’s” club on Hennipin Ave. in Minneapolis where they don’t care if you have a wide or a narrow stance…just so you have a Keister…
There used to be this guy that did a show called “Almost Live.” His name was John Keister. The show started with: “Here’s…John John John John John John John John John John John John KIESTER.” But he never bent over like Edwards.
John Edward’s skin is softer than Elton John at the Playboy mansion.
John Edwards once offered to carry my bag to my car and shoved his hands down my pants.
When the cashiers ask if he’d like a bag, Lil’ Johnny thumbs toward Elizabeth and whispers, “Nah, darlin’. Already got one.”
John Edwards can’t wear silk panties cause they’re “too itchy”.
And paper cuts!
If you’re not careful, you could have an arm off.