Fred Thompson has released a comprehensive plan to save Social Security: Kill old hippies.
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Fred Thompson has also determined that old hippies make very tasty feed for dogs. Experiments are now underway to see if cats will eat ground liberals.
When Fred Thompson plants questions in the audience, it means he flings the 3X5 cards with such force and accuracy that they lodge in the foreheads of people who ask stupid questions.
I’ll bet Fred wasn’t even surprised by the outcome of an NBC poll that had the most respondents ever. They asked if “In God We Trust or “under God’ should be removed from currency and the pledge? And the answer is (drum roll please……………….)
84 % said NO it should not be removed.
14% said yes (yes I know that doesn’t make 100 but liberals have always had math issues)
Go God
Have a blessed day.
I’ll bet Fred wasn’t even surprised by the outcome of an NBC poll that had the most respondents ever. They asked if “In God We Trust or “under God’ should be removed from currency and the pledge? And the answer is (drum roll please……………….)
84 % said NO it should not be removed.
14% said yes (yes I know that doesn’t make 100 but liberals have always had math issues)
Go God
Have a blessed day.
#5 – Posted by: seanmahair on November 10, 2007 10:34 AM
As a non-Christian America worshiper, I support removing “in god we trust” and “under god”, in their place I recommend “in Fred we trust” and “under Fred”…. or “in Adam Smith we trust”, but uh, I don’t think that particular sect of America worship is that popular, pre-America Capitalist thinkers never do get enough recognition.
Let’s offer to pay the hippies’ SS benefits in weed. Throw in free health care, and offer more free weed. They’ll jump on that, and we can reduce the budget deficit by a bunch. Plus, the stoners won’t show up at the polls to skew the voting each November.
Let’s offer to pay the hippies’ SS benefits in weed. Throw in free health care, and offer more free weed. They’ll jump on that, and we can reduce the budget deficit by a bunch. Plus, the stoners won’t show up at the polls to skew the voting each November.
Just checked that Real Clear Politics website and it looks like Fred Thompson is really sucking. It didn’t help that he had a drug dealer running his campaign. Can Fred get a round of applause please?
Fred’s plan for Social Security sounds like it would work much better than John Edwards’ plan to stop Global Warming, which is to wear womens’ underwear.
Just checked my diary and it looks like my life is really sucking. It doesn’t help that I spend all day trolling blogs, spouting conspiracy theories, and touting a presidential candidate who gets 1% in the polls.
Can somebody pay attention to me please?
I caught a Thompson campaign stop up in New Hampshire because I was one of the many waiting for Fred to save us. After seeing him and hearing his stump speech I am searching the web sites for deals on bulk ammo. Hiltery will clobber this guy and his chances of getting the nod, even in NH, are Slim & None. Man, what could have been…
Fred Thompson has also determined that old hippies make very tasty feed for dogs. Experiments are now underway to see if cats will eat ground liberals.
When Fred Thompson plants questions in the audience, it means he flings the 3X5 cards with such force and accuracy that they lodge in the foreheads of people who ask stupid questions.
I was wondering what constituted old? 30 seems about right.
Why stop with the old ones?
Hippies don’t contribute anything to society anyway.
I’ll bet Fred wasn’t even surprised by the outcome of an NBC poll that had the most respondents ever. They asked if “In God We Trust or “under God’ should be removed from currency and the pledge? And the answer is (drum roll please……………….)
84 % said NO it should not be removed.
14% said yes (yes I know that doesn’t make 100 but liberals have always had math issues)
Go God
Have a blessed day.
I’ll bet Fred wasn’t even surprised by the outcome of an NBC poll that had the most respondents ever. They asked if “In God We Trust or “under God’ should be removed from currency and the pledge? And the answer is (drum roll please……………….)
84 % said NO it should not be removed.
14% said yes (yes I know that doesn’t make 100 but liberals have always had math issues)
Go God
Have a blessed day.
#5 – Posted by: seanmahair on November 10, 2007 10:34 AM
As a non-Christian America worshiper, I support removing “in god we trust” and “under god”, in their place I recommend “in Fred we trust” and “under Fred”…. or “in Adam Smith we trust”, but uh, I don’t think that particular sect of America worship is that popular, pre-America Capitalist thinkers never do get enough recognition.
Thet’re just some old hippies and they don’t know what to do.
Stand right here, Moonbeam.
We need some old hippii to use as negative examples for our offspring.
Let’s offer to pay the hippies’ SS benefits in weed. Throw in free health care, and offer more free weed. They’ll jump on that, and we can reduce the budget deficit by a bunch. Plus, the stoners won’t show up at the polls to skew the voting each November.
Let’s offer to pay the hippies’ SS benefits in weed. Throw in free health care, and offer more free weed. They’ll jump on that, and we can reduce the budget deficit by a bunch. Plus, the stoners won’t show up at the polls to skew the voting each November.
Just checked that Real Clear Politics website and it looks like Fred Thompson is really sucking. It didn’t help that he had a drug dealer running his campaign. Can Fred get a round of applause please?
Fred’s plan for Social Security sounds like it would work much better than John Edwards’ plan to stop Global Warming, which is to wear womens’ underwear.
“Let them die and reduce the surplus population.”
Just checked my diary and it looks like my life is really sucking. It doesn’t help that I spend all day trolling blogs, spouting conspiracy theories, and touting a presidential candidate who gets 1% in the polls.
Can somebody pay attention to me please?
Hooray! Finally, a plan that works! insert picture of Dr. Zoidberg here
I caught a Thompson campaign stop up in New Hampshire because I was one of the many waiting for Fred to save us. After seeing him and hearing his stump speech I am searching the web sites for deals on bulk ammo. Hiltery will clobber this guy and his chances of getting the nod, even in NH, are Slim & None. Man, what could have been…