Here’s a Fred Thompson fact for you: Fred Thompson is an overweight aging actor who farts like a basset hound, and who has about as much chance of becoming president as does Richard Simmons.
This fact is somewhat deceiving. The chopsticks were only for the Moo-Shoo Pork he was eating. He actually just ordered the bees to line up, single file, and walk into oncoming traffic, to be mashed into the pavement by the convoy of Miller Lite trucks sent to restock his fridge.
That muffled gurgling sound is Hank Hill who just had his head ripped off and shoved up his ass right after Fred Thompson shoved a beehive of African Killer Bees up there for good measure…enjoy Hank…
There’s only one way to kill a swarm of bees
Once? ONCE? he does it all the time! Get it right!
No, it was only once. Turned out it was too easy, so he started using one chopstick after that.
Here’s a Fred Thompson fact for you: Fred Thompson is an overweight aging actor who farts like a basset hound, and who has about as much chance of becoming president as does Richard Simmons.
This fact is somewhat deceiving. The chopsticks were only for the Moo-Shoo Pork he was eating. He actually just ordered the bees to line up, single file, and walk into oncoming traffic, to be mashed into the pavement by the convoy of Miller Lite trucks sent to restock his fridge.
Did he get that JooJooBee Jerry Steinfeld? I hope so…
P.S. You gotta admire Hank Hill’s keen grasp of the obvious…
Hank Hill,
So’s your FACE!
I think Fred loves bees and they love him. In fact, they’d defend him in case of attack. I be a Fred bee.
That muffled gurgling sound is Hank Hill who just had his head ripped off and shoved up his ass right after Fred Thompson shoved a beehive of African Killer Bees up there for good measure…enjoy Hank…