John Edwards frequently runs red lights while yelling “It’s ok! I’m doing it to help the poor!”. To his credit, it IS just as effective as the rest of his anti-poverty schemes.
John Edwards frequently runs red lights while yelling “It’s ok! I’m doing it to help the poor!”. To his credit, it IS just as effective as the rest of his anti-poverty schemes.
Edwards was thrilled and delighted when he finally “arrived” and no longer had to drive himself around like a commoner. It infuriated him when he’d pull up to the gas pumps and stand beside his car for ten minutes before someone would take the hint and come pump his gas for him. Valet parking attendants never held his door for him and it made him want to scratch their eyes out. Worst of all, when he’d get pulled over for speeding, he’d bat his eyes at the patrolman and wind up with a double fine and two broken tail lights.
Using the brake pedal would mean he’d have to wear less stylish shoes and he won’t let that happen.
Wrong…wrong..wrong. He’s doing to help the POOR Cheeldrun!