If John Edwards were to travel into space, the Earth would be gravitationally crushed into a quantum singularity from the weight of all the “Uranus” jokes that would be posted on the internet.
Two Bonus Facts from Bill:
John Edwards always has Elizabeth check for monsters under his bed before going to sleep.
John Edwards’ idea of a good Halloween prank is to snap a toothpick off in a doorbell… At least it would be a good prank if he could actually snap a full-sized toothpick.
No one wants to touch Uranus, Harvey.
(Sorry, this has been sitting untouched here all day.)
You’re right, Harvey, the number of possibilities with Uranus is almost endless. I for one would like to visit Uranus some day. But apparently, Uranus is too advanced, too far away or uninteresting to IMAO readers. When I think about Uranus, I think of a place that needs exploring and a human touch. Someday, perhaps we’ll all go there when the Earth disappears into a black hole and Frank has nuked the Moon.